A crush (…*my crush*…)

November 24th, 2006 11:30 am by virgochhas

When was it…?…Way back wen I was a student…

Where…?…long before Calcutta was renamed Kolkatta…

He was a frend of a Local Guardian’s frend, who was a cousin of a best frend…is dat confusing…?….never mind…

He was oh so good looking…Handsome – to be exact…just my kind of man – tall, dark, lean…

I asked da frend of the Local Guardian who was a cousin of the best frend about him and found out dat he is great in his studies and used to attend dat college and now works in this company. I was just a kid then and never did anything other then stare at his handsome face and go goo goo gaa gaa every time he smiles his beautiful smile.

Dayz turn in to months, months in to years and then some mebbe four years after dat uneventful day wen I saw him; one fine day, as I was lazily browsing thru the internet, his face suddenly comes right in front of me on my computer screen….!!

As my frend used to say,’those who r meant to meet will meet…’….

I imagined how he wud be like, how his voice will sound, wat will be da sound of his laughter.

Wen i finally talked to him over da phone *this line is added for da ilks of Maimawm and the other commentator who did’nt understand wat am writing :P *

Never in my imagination had I pictured him having such a voice – so mellow and yet so manly, so hard and yet so caressing…

And never in my imagination had I pictured him to haf a gurlfrend….

But I believe datz how da world is….all the good onez are taken…

P.S : Late into da nite, I stared @ da ceiling and wondered how I cud make such a mistake…I mean, I usually look at things from different angle etc etc…I can’t sleep cos’ I was not happy with meself for makin’ dat mistake or dat assumption…den coming back online … I found out it was’nt my mistake at all…cos his profile, somewhere on the internet, clearly states dat he is single


bangaloremizo.org back to life

November 24th, 2006 4:04 am by TheHumanBot

“Hmmmm!! Uak thui! Wrong time to hide behind bars”
-cowboy on not being able to make it to MSA variety show

The website of MSA (Mizo student’s body at Bangalore) after long long silence seem to have risen from the death with updates since 18th of Nov. The notable news recently posted being MSA’s initiative for 2006 session and MSA Rising Day report which goes… “Fashion show..Fashion Show…Bangalore nula te an chhe ngai lo engtik lai mahin“.


You surely got to check out the HOT HOT babes doing cat walk on MSA Rising Day function which was on the 18th. Since big size photos lined up on a single page, it does take some amount of wait to see all the pretty girls. But trust me it’s really worth waiting.

The obvious missing ingredient (at this time) is that Lelte.net hasn’t covered it. It think it will soon appear.

As always

nula ho awm ngaihna hrelo poh an khek nasa hle mai

Mi Tenawm L.Ray was there too and Mimi having peformed at the function left for Aizawl on 19th for holiday.

LRAY- Mi Tenawm chuan bangalore a lo lut leh ta.Tun tum erawh Music Video shoot turin ani alo kal ni. MSA day ah a HIT hle a. Amah ngaisangtu an pung tulh tulh bawk…

Where: MSA Rising Day report
Picture: bangaloremizo.org


Ka thaw huai

November 24th, 2006 12:43 am by kl_sas

Mi pakhat lakah I lungawi loh hian engtin nge in in hrilk thlak thin? Thinrim viau laia Pathian hnena han tawng tai tawp lah thil awlai chu a ni lem lo. Tin, kan thin ti rim em em tu lakah va an chiah lah ni thei bawk silo, Midang thian tha te hnena han an hrep lah hi an hnena mi va rel kan an bakah an sawi chhuah leh palh chuan Buaina leh Mualphona thui zawk a siam mai mai ang tih a hlawhawm bawk si.

Vawikhat chu ka thiante nen kan ti ti khawm trum in he hi kan sawi chhuak a, an ni chuan an lo in hrilk thlak thin dan min hrilh a, practice ve tur pawn min ti nghe nghe. Ka thian pakhat chuan, hmun thawveng deuhvah ka kal nal nal a, ka va ang hrep zel, ka duh tawk ka sawi zawh hnuin ka thaw huai. Hei hi kan hriselna pawn a ngaih ltk a ti. Chuan a sawi zel na ah kan rilru a thil awm kan sawi chhuah duh ngawih ngawih mahse sawichhuak ngam lova kan pai reng hian kan hriselna pawn a tuar thei a, kan hmel thlengin a ti chhe thei ani a ti. (atawi zawngin han sawi ta ila) Pakhat veleh thung chuan Bathroom ah ka ang hrep zel a ti. Hetia mah ni a han ang pawp pawp hian tu pawimah kan sawi lo in ka hria a tih chi berin ka hria a ti nghe nghe.

Vawikhat chu ka practice ve chin tawh. Ka thaw deuh huai in ka in hre ve :)


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November 23rd, 2006 8:42 pm by tawia

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Hockey was unchallenging for boxer Jenny

November 23rd, 2006 5:18 pm by TheHumanBot

UPDATE: Jenny just won in her weight cat…. and the national anthem was played in her honour….Aizawlah chuan mipui’in TVah an thlir a, an au dur dur mai….WOOOOHOOOO…congratulations Jenny!!! -J

Boxer Jenny who is representing India at the ongoing World Women’s Boxing Championships said in an interview to IANS that she felt hockey was not challenging and Laila Ali inspired her.

She is taking part in 63kg category. I am 56 :-)

Boxing taught me to be disciplined. It is a bloody sport but you get to learn a lot from it. I am proud to represent my country in this sport,’

she said.

Details: dailyindia.com


Ka pi

November 23rd, 2006 4:50 pm by virgochhas

“Nau no” tih (deuh) hlir in min ko thrin a…thu ka awih loh chauh in “Lalramnghak” min ti thrin :D

Football hi a tui lutuk a, kan la naupan ve deuh lai chuan Lammual ah hian football hi an khel thrin a,MAP tih te vel te ni in ka hria, ka hre chiang ta lo, kan veng atranga Lammual kal tur hian, dawrpui phei ah kawngpui a kal ta lo hian Saron veng atrangin, kham kawmkar ah hian mi an kal duah duah xel a, a ni pawh chutiang atrang chuan a kal ve thrin a…ka xui ve thrin, a chang chuan…mahse khang kha chu a la hrisel thrat lai kha ania.

World Cup Football ka en hmasak ber chu 1986 kum kha. Khatih lai chuan TV nei kha an la tlem a, Pu Hneha (Nelco neitu, Sangbawihi pa) te hian TV an nei a, mi hian an in ah khan an en thrin a, ka pi kha chu an “U-Thangi” kha a ni miau a, kei lah tu nu duat, ka pi ka xui a, chhuat ah ka lo muhil ve bam xel.

1990 World Cup ah chuan Pu Zawma (Christy {Joseph-a nupui} pa) te in ah a en thrin a, an ni tan pawh “U-Thangi” kha a ni ve tlat sia, kei chu *chhuat mu star*…

Football player te hi, an club khelhna te, an ram te hi an hre mai mai khawp ah…Germany hi a tran em em a, mahse 1986 kha chuan Argentina a tran tih ka hre chiang bal. Italy te pawh a tran tak kha mawle. 1994 a mi? Baggio in penalty a pet over luah trum kha…an en ngamlo ngeii ah… J

Tennis pawh a en nasa thrin. A tran ber chu Steven Edberg, a dawt ah Boris Becker. Becker a tran chhan pawh, a chanchin an xiah hi a lo chhiar pek a, a naupan lai in an hmuh sit thrin xia leh hmeichhe ho bul a an khelhtir thrin thu te, chuan Wimbledon a an chak ta mai te kha, a lainat lutuk a a tran top. Hmeichhia ah chuan Steffi a tran ber.

Santa Barbara ah “Cruz-a” a star a, trum khat chu Stardust tih vel emawni ah hian Cruz-a an interview na hi an lo chhuah a, a chhiar quit vex…English a hrethiam chuang miah lo :D .

Map en hi a taima a, ram awmna te a hria. Ka hre lo lutuk hi min hau min hau xel.

Lehkha chhiar a ngaina a, eng bu pawh a chhiar peih.

Sunday school ah xirtirtu a ni thrin a, kan veng ah khan Sunday school xirtirtu hna chelh rei ber a ni ve tlat.

Lehkha xir tum a ka thrut ve trum a min thrutpui tu awmchhun ania, ka men chhung chu a thru ve mai xel. Class 10 ka xam don khan, lehkha hi ka xir taima lo lutuk a, xamhma xan te khan ka la muthlu tui thei khop a, a thinrim lutuk hi a chang chuan a titau a, min han kaitho lo vel ngei a, mahni a ka harh tak mai ngai si loh ah chuan min kithoo leh a.

Chutiang re re chuan Matrict ka xam a. Result a chhuak antih ni in en turin MBSE office ah kal kan tum a, “I huai e” min ti J. “I pass chuan mi xong xong hnenah ka tunu hi lehkha a thiam thei tih ka sawi xak miah lo ang” a ti..ka pass chiah chu mak a ti tawp… lol

Class 11 kan nih in phai ah ka awm ve a, min ngai thei lutuk a phone a inbiak te hian a hnuk hi a ulh treuh xel. Holiday a han haw trum te hian a lawm ber hi a lo ni thrin a, ka hmel a hmuh chiah a a hmel hlim lutuk hmuh kha a van nuam thei tak.

Meixial hi xoxial ngei a xu a, chu pawh a ma xial ngei. Khawvel a a thil hlauh em em chu Cancer vei hi ania mahse xial chu a nghei duh thrak lo. “Kan naupan tet lai atrangin ka nu leh pa te ta rap chung a mi kan la ru a, kan xu a, nghei a har tawh. Ka thih ni thlengin ka xu don” a ti tlat.

July thla,kum 2000 ah class 12 ka pass a, first year admission ka tih lain min ron phone a, ka pi chuap cancer thu min ron hrilh a, college admission ka ti xo a, hostel admission ti lo in ka haw chho a. Khati khawp a meixial addict kha, a taksa in a lo xoh toh loh ah chuan, meixial xu te trawng rim ringot pawh kha a tan rimchhia a lo ni ta mai a, a ngaithei ta der lo.

Doctor ten phai a kalpui in awmxia aneih tawh loh thu an soi a, in ah kan in enkawl ta a. A mut na ah bed sore te a nei a, ka dressing sak thrin a. Oxygen te hial a mamawh ta a, ka vuah sax mai xel a, a ban an venflon an vuah a, chiu a ngaih in damdawi ka chiu luh sak thrin.

September 19 a lo her a, chau tawh hle mah se “I birthday a ni sia ar tui lai kha talh u la” min ti a. Kan talh ta em ka hre chiang tawh lo.

Zan dar 7 a pel hret a, khum ah a mu a,midang an awm ve liam liam a, a bulah khum kil lam ah ka mu a…

Trum khat hi a rawn thaw tawp ta thut a, ka lo hrethiam ve chiah lo a, ka nu leh midang kha an buai ta nuaih nuaih a, chuan a rawn thaw leh a…mahse kan phi buai chung tawh…

A thaw tawp leh thut a, awm ngaihna ka hre tawh lo…”pi” ka tia, ka au a, a damchhung a a trawng tawp ber na tan, a hnuk chah hma in ka lam a ron hawi a, “Nau no” min ron tia…


Smokie band members have landed in Aizawl

November 23rd, 2006 4:21 pm by TheHumanBot

Update: The news of their arrival on smokie.co.uk

Smokie’s trip to India was nothing short of adventurous, with missing air tickets, an impossibly tight connection at Bangkok and a threatened cancellation of the flight to Aizawl. Add to this the Aizawl Thunders Motorcycle Club’s escort, which led us through narrow, winding mountain roads with sheer drops, and you have all the ingredients of a thriller.

Read more

According Zonet, Smokie band members have arrived in Aizawl. As we all know, Smokie on their Asian tour will rock the town on Friday, 24th November. The band is staying at the State Guest House.

Also pui_puia writes to tell us

Smokie chu 22nd Nov ah Aizawl an rawn tum ta….Aizawl thunders chuan Lengpuiah an zuk hmuak…thunders ho nge nge an chanvo an tlin ngei mai….Mizo tlangvalte entawn atan an va tlingzo em…

Blunder:

The website where I got this news goofed up. This is what follows the news of Smokie arriving in Aizawl.

Rorel lai, MNF Party Vice President leh Home Minister, Pu Tawnluia’n an party tum ber chu kum 2008 Assembly inthlan lo awm tura pawl dang zawng zawng \angrual hneh a ni tih a sawi a, hei hi a taka chantir turin an party mite thawhho \hat leh lungrual a pawimawh tih a sawi bawk.

Details: zonet.in
Picture: smokie.co.uk


Donate lies save lives

November 23rd, 2006 1:48 pm by TheHumanBot

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– cowboy (lying) about 3x

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Bush hid the facts

November 23rd, 2006 10:57 am by alexxfender

TRy this: (Using Windows XP Only)
1. Open Notepad
2. Type in Bush hid the facts
3. Save as bush.txt
4. Close
5. Open bush.txt
6. ?????

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U might wanna try this 2:

http://mrd.mail.yahoo.com/try_beta (Thil thar em em chu ni lem lo na in)


I,robot….you,robot?

November 23rd, 2006 3:22 am by James

By: James Vaiphei *

Why are we so interested in robots?
To be honest, when you come to think about it, It’s a bit odd that we are. Robots of the kind shown in the newly-released film I,Robot don’t exist in the real world,and aren’t likely to for quite some time. Yet robots have been a staple of science fiction, and things very like robots have haunted people’s imaginations since long before science fiction.

The thirteenth-century magician Albertus Magnus was a reputed to have built a brass head that talked. The Jewish legend of the golem-a clay man. said to have been built by the Rabbi of Prague is just as medieval. Tom standage’s wonderful book The Mechanical Turk tells the story of the many ‘automata’ built in the eighteenth century, one of which-the chess-playing mechanical man of the title-entertained and baffled the crowned heads of Europe. It was a clever fake, but the lessons learned in building such ingenious contraption become an engine of the Industrial Revolution.

Science fiction actually can’t tell us very much about robots in the real world. Reading Isaac Asimov won’t help you design a production line, but from its themes we can work out what our interest in robots tells us about ourselves.

Our ancestors were predators who had to avoid becoming prey. This makes us pattern-recognising animals,and easily-startled animals. The patterns we are best equipped to recognise are those distinctive of other animals, and especially other humans.

We see faces in fires, in clouds, in leaves. We’re language-using animals, social and sociable, and our faces and their expressions literally mean a lot to us. We’re also tool making animals,with an opposable thumb and flexible hand unique in the animal kingdom.

So the idea of a tool, a machine, that mimics our most distinctive features-a machine with a face, a voice, a mind, a hand is disturbing and uncanny. I recently visited an exhibition with many toy robots, and it was interesting to see how much design effort had gone into making them less frightening, indeed cute, for young children, and how easy it was to make those for older children look scary. Robots can give us the creeps.

Where did they come from?
The robot in sci-fi has a double ancestry.One forebear is the monster in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. The other is the real practice of building automata. The Frankenstein motif of creation that destroys its creators appeared in Karel Capek’s play R.U.R ( for ‘Rossum’s Universal Robots’, which is where the word ‘robot’ comes from) and rampaged through early SF.

A more sympathetic portrayal came with the half-forgotten writer Eano Binder’s I,Robot and was carried forward in Asimov’s stories under the same title. Asimov, you might say, wrote the book on robots, but other stories also stand out.

Anthony Boucher’s brilliant theological fable The Quest For St Aquin asked whether a robot could be religious. Brain Aldiss’s hilarious and elegiac But Who Can Replace a Man? asked whether robots would miss us if we went. From the 1950s to the 1970s,robots carried a heavy weight of themes-humanity,identity,labour,slavery-on uncomplaining metal shoulders.

The emergence of Al
And then they went away. They become,as sci-fi writer Paul MacAuley once said,dead tech,an outworn idea that serious sci-fi writers couldn’t write about with a straight face. They died and went to heaven, which for robots is the silver screen.In satirical series like Red Dwarf and sci-fi movies like Star Wars, they can entertain a whole new audience from whom the robot is still new.

What’s replaced the robot as a serious topic is Artificial Intelligence. The research into cognitive science that underlies Al gives us a deeper answer to the question I started with. It tells us that minds are built out of mindless little bits.

Synapses in our brains and logic gates in computers are doing the same kind of job. Computer don’t have minds yet, but some day they may. If we choose to give them machines to move around in, we’ll have robots.

Until then, one place where you can see a body controlled by machine that thinks for itself is in the mirror we are interested in robots because we are robots.