“Holy shit! I missed sex”-cowboy on sex
mi(sual).com Sunday: When November rain was blessing lovers and couples in the Southern Indian City of Chennai , it was a rather busy evening for the rest of the world with unexpected turn of events such as the release of cowboy by the authorities from police custody at an undisclosed location.
According to our special reporter Mr T Sandman, cowboy had been released with six months probation with law enforcing authorities promising to keep a close watch on the renegade. Attorney K.L. Leon said in an inteview with VNT Tv , “With the law taking it’s course, the message is clear for cowboy”. “Don’t mess up. Civilize. There’s no place for regenade like you. But if you are willing to change yourself , live, talk, discuss like any other good citizen, who will refuse Don cowboy!”
Earlier two weeks ago, cowboy was arrested for running about naked in Los Angeles’ Union Station. LA’s Union Station has cross section of travellers from near and far such as those coming up from San Diego via AMTrack or Metrolink rail network, and those going to or arriving from San Francisco. Besides Union Station also houses LA metro tracks underneath the rail tracks. No wonder cowboy decided to go streaking here.
* Earlier this year he allegedly masterminded the gang rape of cows in the village of Thenzawl, a quiet village in the North Eastern Indian State of Mizoram.
* Penalised by VDP men for forcing youngs boys to pull down their pants and show off their asses standing on the footpath somewhere between Chaltlang and Chanmari , Chandmary, Chandmari or whatever sounds right to you. The account of cowboy on this issue is bad ass stuff he learns from American Movies such as Old School where recruits for fraternity were made to drop a stone tight with a rope, the other end of the rope tight to their penises.
cowboy, you can’t do Old School “We are goin streaking…” in Mizoram , which is yet to figure out the sexiest lady in town.
* Raping a young dalmatian at AMTrack station in San Diego
According to eye witnesses, it’s not rape and charges involving obscenity that is of concern but the it’s the kind of conversation and discussion he presents to just about everybody around which brings immediate headache and serious vomitting to any normal human being. “What’s your name”, “Can I have your email”, “It looks like his is white because his father is white and so is his mother”!
But it’s not all that bad for cowboy. He’s got a chance today. And any kind of fame has some good use. Wait and time will tell.
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