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Fiamthu Kawkholekson

Saturday, May 18th, 2013

Fb fiamthu group thren khat ami te leh tlem belh kawkholekson ni e.

Putar pakhat chu a han upa ve tawh awm mai mai asin:
‘Ka pu kum engzah nge I nih tohhh,’ antia.
‘Nau’a, nau’a, min zot lo mai rooohhh,’ te ti vel.

Nupui a ru ve a,
A zana khum a lawn tur chu, ‘Mate,’ atia. Music chuan, ‘tren tren tren,’ lo ti ve ruih ruih a.
Mipa chuan, ‘Kei mah vang hian e,’ ati leh a. Music chuan zoi deuh hlek in, ‘tren tren tren,’ alo ti ve leh a.

Mipa chuan, ‘Nuam I tihloh ka hlau em em a mo,’ ati leh a. Music chuan uar tok in, ‘tren tren tren,’ ti leh a!
Hmeichhia chuan, ‘Ummm,’ ati ve ta.

Chutah mipa chuan phur takin, ‘Kan threnawm pa ka ron ruai mai,’ an ti chu, music chuan peih vak lovin, ‘tren tren tren,’ ati hram a.
Hmeichhia chuan, ‘O kan in threesome don mo, nuam don eis,’ te ti vel.

Chutah mipa chuan, ‘Mahse mo,’ ati leh a. Chutah music chu a phur leh deuh hle a, ‘tren tren tren,’ ati.
Hmeichhia chuan phur takin, ‘aww,’ lo ti ve leh a.

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Sorkar Danglam Biknate

Friday, May 10th, 2013

Dr. Mahminga Sailo post “Sakawr Danglam Biknate“  ka chhiar sual pek a. Sorkar Danglam Bikna ve thung aw:

1. A pian atanga kum 27 hnuah pawh a la kal cheih cheih hei tan chauh.
2. Mit (eyes) chu an nei teuh. Mahse khaw pakhat halral khawpa tension pawh an hmu lawk thei lo.
3. An thluak aiin motor leh leiba an nei tam zawk
4. Khawmuala tui luankawr (drains) pawn an siam thiam lo.
5. Mihring leh ransa dang angin mahni kein a kal ve thei lo..
6. Sorkar  puitling pangngai an din theih hmunhmarel (infrastructure) eg kawng, electric, tui leh gas supply an supply mumal lo
7. State dang angin territory a  hauh ngam bar  lo..
8. State tereuhte enkawl e ti lovin  inhlawhfa  60,000  aia tam an nei a, hlawh phei chu an pe reng vek lem lo
9 Ding chungnin a muhil thei  a, ni khatah darkar 6-7 bak hna an thawk lo. Hanthawk chung pawn a muhil thei.
10. Chhungawpangai tih ngai loh, nei lo chung chung leiba a insiam vak vak thin.

Shillong nuthlawi

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

1996 February thla a ni a; chhungkaw mamawh lamin ka la kal ngai reng reng lohna hmun Shillong-ah ka kal dawn tih ka inhria. Ka pa nena kal dun tur kan nia; ka pa chuan ‘Kar lehah’ hi vawi tam a sawi niin ka hria. Ka nghakhlel takzet mai.

A hun takah a hun chu a lo inher chhuak ve ta mial a. Truck remchang a awm avang chuan man lova kal theihna lo ni bawk nen, kan bei thla vet a naw naw a. (Manilomaha night bus changkang a thut mut veng veng chak nak alaiin) Mahnia kal duh hun te pawh a la awmthei tih thu hlaah theih ang angina a kawng pengte chu ka chhinchhiah nghal zel bawk a.

Meghalaya ram chhung kan lut tawh ngei niin ka hria, hmun pakhatah hian motor an lo ding ngir khup mai a. A chhan erawh ka hre mai lo. Kan kal hnai zel a; ka pa chu hma lamah hun engemaw chen a va thang hnua a rawn let leh chuan ‘no in tree’ a ti niin ka hria a; ‘ninety’ a ti niin ka hre bawk. Tun hnua ka hriat leh hian ka lo hre sual chhiava tih ka hre leh chauh.

A vawt kher mai. Kalpui thenkhat ho phei chuan ‘meihawl thur laite pawh a ngaihawm rum rum a lawm le’ an ti hial.

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Mei alh en

Friday, May 3rd, 2013

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Upa in Mi mei alh ena a awm tawh hnu a a thenawmte thil lak nachang hrelo chu pa mawl angin an sawi thin.

Tun thla ni khat zana thlipui tleh vak tum khan he thu tobul hi hrechhuak ta niin ka inhria a; chu thu chu han tarlan ka tum a ni.

Zanlai dar 11:11 a nia; thli thaw her herin min ti harh a; a lum em avangin a tir chuan a nuam ka ti angreng viau. Mahse, a nuam reilo kher mai. A thaw her her kha a rawn na telh telh a; a tawpah phei chuan ka thlam chung chu a lihin a lip ta turh mai. Tlan mai loh chu tih theih dang ka nei ta lo.

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Vawiina ka Fb Inbox-a ka message dawn

Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

Hello Dear,

How was your night over there in your country and the day,i believe you had a nice night and that the atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? Mine was a little bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after reading your profile which will attract every reasonable woman.

My name is Clara Amah,i am (25yrs) but age doesn’t matter in a real relationship,so i am comfortable with your age,I am from Liberia in Africa,5.4ft tall, fair in complexion, single,(never married ) and presently i am residing here in Dakar-Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.

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Open letter to Ronaldinho

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

(Ka lo hram tlahawlh deuh a nih pawhin, i mi hriatthiamna ka’n dil hmasa a che)

I hmel hi i inhmeh lo ka ti phal thlawt lo che, nang aiin ka inhmeh lo feeeee zawk. Hmel inhmeh lo theuh theuh-ah pawh nang chuan NLUP beisei hauh lovin, Inrinni zingtin Vawksa leh bekang um i duh zat zat i la ba ngam dawn tih ka hria alawm. Ih e…hmelah buaina tur a awm lo, Aizawl-ah te hian rawn zin ve lawk mah teh, i hmelchhiat loh zia i hre mai ang. Mizoram Premier League lama kan Model hote pawh hian, mi pa pawh ni mah la e-an star hle che ania ka rin tlat ni. Chu mai a ni lo, Sports Writer-Mamuana (Y2 Goal Agencies), Hmingsanga, Tetea leh Zara adt. ho hian an ngaisangin, an thai rang peih dawn em asin.

Vanglaini Newspaper hnunglam khat dul khawpin i lo kal hma leh i hawn leh hnu thleng pawhin, an lo thai rang leh hman pek ang. Gerrarda Pa te’n LPS emaw Zonet-ah emaw LIVE in an han kawm ang che ang a, English khera i chhan a ngai lovang. Mizo Tawng pai tak pawhin han chiri pui ve nawk nawk la, John Cena ang em chuan Mizo a ni kan tih che chu ka rin loh rualin, Mary Kom ang deuh-in kan hauh na fu ang che tih erawh ka ring tlat thung. Rajiv Gandhi Stadium Mualpui, Sipai Lammual leh Thuamluaia Mual-ah te pawh Grass kan phah hring ve dul tawh a, World Cup thlen hi kan la dil lovang tih kan sawi thei hleinem!!

Eng ngati nge “Football ka chawlhsan hun chuan tap chungin ka thlah ang a, ka thih hunah Thlanmual ah emaw min phum lo ula. Football Stadium bulah min phumna tur siam ula, BALL nen min phum tel dawn nia. A chhan chu Football ka hmangaih a ka ‘Nunna’ a ni si a” te min tihsan tak mai le? Chawlh lam chu la sawi duh hauh suh, i chawl dawn a nih rau rau pawhin Mizoram Premier League lamah Aizawl FC, Reitlang FC leh adt. kan nei ve alawm, kan khelh luih tir tho tho ang che. Inkhel.com lam chuan an update peih ngawt ang tih lo ring phawt mai rawh. I awih lo a nih chuan, www.inkhel.com emaw www.zofooty.com lam lo tlawh ve thin la, i hre mai ang.

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2013 April Fiamthu

Thursday, April 4th, 2013

1. Mi pakhat pawh kha a insawithei lutuk a, a thiante bulah khan, “Sakei panga ka kap,” a tia, a thiante’n, “Pahnih a tawk, pahnih a tawk,” an lo ti nak nak.

2. [i] Tlangval zei lo ve tak mai pawh kha a bialnu nen zan thla êngah, theihai buk hnuaiah ngei khan an thudun a:
Tlangval: Bawihi, thla khi a êng tiraw?
Nula: Umm…
Tlangval: Khawi maw i hnute chu…?
[ii] Nula a fight ve a, nula kha a lo easy phian sia, a hlau leh deuh a, a nula zawkin a fight let char char.
[iii] Thianpa nupui nei hlim pawh kha a tui tam loh an hlau mai mai khawp a, bawngsa tuihang a hawp apiangin, “B*wfimah chang rawh!” a ti deuh kher zel.

3. [i] Tlangval pakhat pawh khan electric ban a zunkhum a, current a lo kal sia, a paih lip tawrh.
[ii] Bike-a chak tawka a tlan laiin an ding thut mai chuh, a til a lip thut.

4. Vaipa pakhat paw’n Mizo nupuiah a nei a, fa an han nei a, a fa lawm ve dan chu – electric bulb bulah a pawm a, a switch chu a chelh a, “Eng ang..tim ang..eng leh ang..tim leh ang..eng ang..tim ang..” a ti ngat ngat zel.

5. Pa: Nu-i, hei motor ke ka rawn lei a.
Nu: Motor pawh nei hawt lova tinge i rawn lei ngawt a?
Pa: Nang pawh niminah bra i lei ve tho alawm!

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Chhana Medley

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

Hlimna thuruk chu…

Monday, March 11th, 2013

Tunlai chu post khaihlak manah ka birthday hnuhnung ber a ka inpuanna, ka hlimna thuruk ka rawn mualpho phui dawn e :P

Min zawt fo thin a, “Engatinge i nuih reng a?” Ka hlim reng bik tihna em ni? tih hi ka in zawt ve fo thin a. Rilru a lo lang hmasa berah chuan han en mai a hmeltha tih tur nih si loh chuan maimitchhing meuh a kan han khik sang hian khawvel hi mawi ta riau hriat tlatna hi ka nei thin a. Mi min ngaihdan tur ah pawh hian hmeltha ta sawt a in ngaihna hi a awm ve a. Chu tak chu a ni ka hlimna thuruk chu…. ka lo aaaaaaaaaaa em a ni! tih te mai hi.

A hre ber awm zia zang in thu te kan han ziak ve a, kei aia thiam leh fingin a dik zawk an rawn sawi zung zung mai a. Kei mimawl tan hian a va han hlu thin tak em! Ka ngaihdan ka ziak lo va, kan ngaihdan ni a ka rin te ka han thairang ve nawk nawk a. Ngaihdan hrang hrang a rawn lut a, kei mimawl hi ka hriatna a pung ve leh beuh beuh thin!

Mithiam te thusawi hi ka ringlo ni lo in a kimlo lai ni a ka hriat lai te ka lo sawi ve leh zeuh thin a, ka va hriat tak vang ni lo in khatiang thu tha kha min fah belh leh se ka duh thin vang a ni. A thenin hnial hrat min lo ti thul, huatna chang pawh ka hre lem hlei lo va, ka atna hian min va han tihlim thin tak em!

Harsatna ka tawk lo a ni lo va, mangan ni ka paltlang lo a ni lo. Khatiang hun a lo thlen khan ka ngaihtuah vang a ka hlawk pui dawn a ka hriat loh chuan lawilo dawrpui ah nuih thler pui duarh duarh tur ka zawng leh mai a. Ka at vang ni a angaiin min lo nuih liam ve leh mai a. Ka la thinrim ngai ta lo cheu a, ka lo a em a ni!

Ka at avang hian kei aia thil ti thei leh ropui zawkte min khakna pawh hi ka hrethiam lo tlat a, ka ring ka ti khawng tlat thin. Mi thil tih theihna avangin ka inhmusit hauh lo va, tha zawk ni a ka hriat leh dik zawk ni a ka hriat ah hi chuan eng ang a mi ropui pawh hian min ti lui mahse ka ngaihdan ka sawhsawn hek lo ang. Ka va han a tak em! Mahse kha tak kha ka hlimna thuruk chu a ni si! (more…)

Pawngeklira

Saturday, March 9th, 2013

Ni khat chu Pawngeklira hi Republic Veng atangin bazar lamah a kal dawn a. Sikulpuikawnah a thianpa dawrah a han dak zuai a. A thianpa chuan, “E khai Pawngeklira a ni reng mai, i dam tha maw? I thisen sang te enge a an, i inenkawl tha em?” a lo ti lem hlei lo a.

A kal zel a. Khatla traffic point ah chuan a nupui nau a lo duty hlauh mai a. Traffic police chuan, “Pawngeklir tikhan lo nghak lawk la, motor hi ka phar ding anga i kal dawn nia,” pawh chu a lo ti lem hlei lo a.

Zodin a thlen chuan a hah tawh hle a, a ke ruh te a na thum tawh a. Bus tawt deuh mai hi a rawn kal a, an veng te bus a lo ni a. Conductor chuan, “Pawngeklir lo chuang ta che, bus fare pawh min pek a ngai lo ang,” pawh a lo ti lem hlei lo a.
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