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Dr. HL Malsawma Chanchin

Sunday, January 19th, 2014

Social Network a vantlang hmuh theih a dah a ni a, a ngaihnawm dangdai em bawk nen ka rawn re-post a ni e:

1. Puitling Sade Sikul ah Ziaktu lian a nia, tun hma chuan report hi a kar leh ah puan thin a nia, a chhan chu inkhawm kan tam in report pek hman ngaihna kha a awm lo a a chang chuan Puitling Report choh an puang hman tawk thin a.

Kohhran pawn a ruattur dik tak an han ruat ta a lawm le….. Report puan hman loh lai khan enge an tih tih zawk tur khawp khan an hneh zeih zeih khawp mai a. Puitling mai nilo Naupang Sande Sikul thawhlawm zawng zawng, kal zat nen lam a puang hman mai pawh a ni lo….. Report kimchang kha a pe hman vek a, Kar leh Dept hrang hrang a hun hmang tur nen lam a a puang hman pawh pui tak kha a ni tawh….

A ni chuan chu mai chu duhtawklo khan, Inkhawm zat kha hmingziak a tanga % nen lam leh, thawh lawm kan thawh kha mi 1 in a a thawh zat % nen lam an puang hman ta bik bik thin kha a nia, pui tak a ni pui tak…..
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11/12/13

Wednesday, December 11th, 2013

Politics kalsan teh ang.
Nikum December 12 (12/12/12) khan khami tum anga ni, thla leh kum inang kha kum za a kal leh phawt loh chuan a awm rih lovang, an ti a, December 12, 2112 thleng an tihna niawm tak ani.

Kumin (2013 atang 2110 thlengin hetiang date hi a awm dawn rih lo. A chhan chu kum khatah thla 12 chauh a awm. Kumin pawh hian a theih si lova, a teuh ber 11.12.13 hi ani maiin ka hria.

Tichuan 2100 atang chuan tun hma lawk anga kan neih, 10/10/10 (October 10, 2010), 11/11/11 (November 11, 2011 leh 12/12/12 an lo nei leh dawn ani (Kwini ho chuan mual kan liam san tawh hmel)

Hollywood ah lah heiang hming hian film an lo siam hman zel a, la en lo tan hetah hian a click theih.

10.10.10 (Twisted Metal Black game)
11.11.11 (Horror movie)
12.12.12(Horror movie)

That’s all, folks

Zahmawh i sawi lo hram ang u

Thursday, December 5th, 2013

Zahmawh hi i sawi lo hram teh ang u. Entirnan:-

1. Mi meizial zu mai mai ‘I va fawp sei ve’ tih te.

2. Mi ice-cream ei tha hle hle ‘I va liak pherh ve’ tih te.

3. Mi thei lo mai mai lai ‘I hawlhna a va sei ve’ tih talh te.

4. Mi buh den hah lai laia ‘I va sawh rang ve’ tih te.

5. Mi nghapih ei mai mai ‘I va kawm uih ve’ tih te.

6. Mi chawhmeh zuar ‘I va fûn lian ve’ tih talh te.

7. Mi bekang zuar tha hle hle ‘I va nei uih ve’ tih te.

8. Mi puan nuam zuar ‘I va nei nuam ve’ tih te.

9. Mi meihawl zuar lai ‘I va nei dum ve’ tih te.

10. Mi blanket zuar ‘I va nei hmul ve’ tih te.
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Grammar kan sawi a nih pawhin…

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

Ziaktu: funny

hairehai :D

Grammar kan sawi anih pawhin grammar tak tak sawi ila, heti hian, tih vel ringawt nilovin, kan grammar copy na english grammar thlengin chiang takin sawi law law i la, hrechiang lova in ngainep ringawt lovin… Tapchhak zawla in tih hriat ringawt hi a tawk tawhlo tih te hi hrechiang i la. A lo chhuahna english grammar thlengin sawi ho ila mawle. Pu JF-a dan takah, sap pachal angin grammar tehi sawi ho teh ang u.

Kum 2013 ah, “ngaihdan a in anglo” la tih pawh hi tlem chuan kan changkanlohna ti lang tu a ni, (kan pawm duhlo anih pawhin a ni miau sia.). Kan grammar lakna saptawng( lehkhabu hlui ho a an ziah dan), (Ok, Sap tawng ti mai ang a tunlai deuh ve bawka, sentence pakhata bracket pahnih awm hi in hmu tawh ngai em? Grammar takin a dik em? Noun ah hian word 2 a nih pawhin a bul tan nan Capital kan hman thin laiin, “Mizo tawng” tih ah pawh Capital kan hmang chuanglo.), hi kan mi hmasa te khan an lo thiam vak biklo a grammar mumal lo deuh min hnutchhiah tih hi kan pawm duhlo anih pawhin tuilo deuha kan pawm mai loh chuan kan tawn mek a ni tlat sia… Mahni dinhmun pawh hrelova inla changkang leh keini aia changkang vai ho pawh pawng ngaihsanloh ngawt ching tan chuan lem a har anih pawhin kan nihna theihngilh thaka inla chngkang lo hian kan nihna tehi hrechiangin pawm ngam hi a tha.

Chu chu keini mizo, mi changkang bera in ngai, khawvel ngaiha hnam hnuaihnung leh TRIBAL ni si hian kan la theilo anih hi 2013 hnu ah pawh…

Grammar kan sawi a nih ro ro chuan dik takin sawi ho law law i la, “Chuti khati,” Ti mai mai lovin…. (more…)

Thil mak pahnih

Sunday, October 6th, 2013

Lawng chesual:

Dated 5th December 1664 khan Wales ram hmar lama Menai Strait an tihah chuan lawng pakhat a pil a. Mi 81 an chuang a. An zinga mi pakhat Hugh Williams chiah a dam chhuak a, 5th December 1785 khan helai hmun ah bawk hian lawng dang chesualin a pil leh a. Mi 60 chuang zingah mi pakhat chauh a dam chhuak a. Chupa hming chu Hugh Williams tho zuk ni tlat a mawle. Chumai a nilo, 1860 khan helai hmun ah tho hian mi 25 chuan na lawng chesual in a pil leh hlauh mai a. An zinga mi pakhat chiah a dam chhuak leh a. Chupa hming chu Hugh Williams tho zuk ni a mawle. A mak ve khawp mai. A tak a ni bawk si a.

Electric chair:

1890 August ni 6 khan New York a Auburn Prison ah chuan tunlai a ‘Electric Chair’ an tih, misual tihhlum nan an siam chu an hmang tan a. A thatzia hmun tinah a thang vel chiam a. A tha reng bawk a.

Chu chanchin chu Abyssinia, tuna Ethiopia ni ta a an lal Manelik-a chuan a lo hria a. A ram tih changkan nan leh hmasawnna kawng khat nia ring in America a Electric Chair siamtu Company hnen a tang in Chair man to tak chu pathum a chah ve a. A lo thlen chuan an han hmang chhin dawn a. An ramin electric an lo nei ta hauh lo mai a. Sum tamtak senga an chah thlen a nih si avangin dah chhiat mai mai an phal silo a. An buaipui ngang mai a. A tawp a tawp ah chuan Electric Chair pathum zing a pakhat chu LALTHUTTHLENG ah an hmang daih.

Keini chu thingtlang mi kan ni a

Saturday, September 28th, 2013

(Ka post khat em mai, hetiang lam bak hi ka ziak thiam ve chuang lo nain)

‘I pian leh murna sawi rawh’ min ti mah ula, ka nu kap karah ka piang a, thingtlanagah ka mur kan ti he haw mai ang. Min dem suh u, dem chi kan ni lo, tahpui chi kan ni. Hawh, mi tahpui hawm hawm teh u.

Put tawrh leh ei tawrh bak thiam leh theih kan la neih loh lai hian, nangni zawngin internet hmanga rawra chhut in lo thiam hman lek lek tawh a. Vaihlo chauh hi zuk tur emaw kan tih laiin, nangni chuan Marijuana thlenga zuk nachangte in lo hre leh hman pek a. Kan ngaisangin nihlawh kan ti lutuk che u ti ila, dawt kan sawi tihna erawh a ni ang.

Iptepui lian hel hawl nen, kawla nichhhuak chhiara kan ta leh hlawhchhuah tak meuh Maian tel kan zakzeh hawn laiin, nangni chuan mi chanvo leh ta tur liau liau in lo paipawn run thei a. Keini’n kan thil neih kan phur a, nangni zawng in thil neihin an phur thung che u a, inawhawm thin ngawt mai.

Keini thingtlanga kamding fanute aia, Muster roll-a thawk fanute keartui a san zawk chhung chuan, pawngsual kan la tawk ve lo turah kan inngai ngawt te hi atthlak hle mah se, kan lawm a la tling thung. Bawkbawn bai, nghathu leh aieng telh Sunday zinga kan la hmeh thei a nih phawt chuan, kan la lawm.

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NGAIHNAWM KAWLEKSAWN – 2 :

Monday, September 9th, 2013

# Highway-ah chuan motor pakhat hi muangchângin a rawn tlân phei a.

Traffic police pakhat hian chu motor chu a lo ti ding chawt a. “Engvangin nge ding turin min tih?” driver chuan a zawt a.

“He kawngpuiah hian 50kmph ai muanga tlân phal a ni lo. Mahse, nang chu 26kmph in i tlân a ni,” police chuan lehkha ziah mawlh mawlh pah chuan a ti a.

“Mahse, he kawngpui ka rawn luh tantirh khân sign board-ah ’26′ tih a inziak sia lawm…”

“A chhan chu hei hi ‘Interstate 26′ a nih vang a ni. I speed limit lam a kâwk lo,” police chuan a ti a.

Police chuan a motor chhûng a han en chuan, driver bula che miah lova thu hmeichhe pakhat, ramhuai ai pawha hmêl dâng zawk tur chu a va hmu a.

“Ani hi engati nge hetianga a awm?” a han tih chuan, driver chuan heti hian a lo chhâng a :

“Interstate 160 kan thlen a chin, heti char char hian a la awm a ni.”   :-P
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NGAIHNAWM KAWLEKSAWN – 1 :

Friday, September 6th, 2013

# Pa pakhat suitcase lian deuh pahnih khai hi Circus boss hnenah hna dil turin a kal a.

“Eng thil nge i thiam ve a?” an boss chuan a lo zawt a.
Chu pa chuan a suitcase pakhat zawk atang chuan lung lian deuh pakhat hi a rawn phawrhchhuak a. Lung chu vân lamah sâng takin a vâwr a, a rawn tla lehlam chu a lûin a lo dawng chat a.

Circus boss chuan, “A tha e. A nih leh, suitcase pakhat zawkah khan enge i dah ve?” tiin a zawt a.

Ani chuan zâwi sapin, “NACHHÂWKNA” ati a.  ;-(   :-D
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# “Nupui man hi engzah chiah nge ni rêng rêng ka pa?” fapa chuan a pa chu a zâwt a.

A pa chuan, “Ka hre chiah lo. Keipaw’n hei tun thlêngin ka la pe tlauh tlauh chu a nia…” a lo ti a.  :-P
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# Putar kum 85 mi chu nidang ang bawkin a daktawr hmu turin a kal leh a.

Daktawr : Ka pu enge i an? I tha em?

Putar : Ka tha lutuk mah mah. Daktawr, nupui kum 18 mi ka fa pâi mêk ka nei ve a… Ka hlim khawp mai.

Daktawr : A ni maw! Thawnthu pakhat ka hrilh ang che. Thianpa sapêlmi ka nei ve a, nikhat chu sapêl tura a chhuak chu a hmanhmawh luatah a silai aiah nihliap a keng a.

A kal hnu lawk chuan sakeibaknei pakhat hi a hmu a. Ka thianpa chuan a tin vang vanga, kah a han tum chuan nihliap chu a inkap parh zawt a. Sakeibaknei chu a thal tawp a…

Putar : Eng thu lawi lo nge i sawi le? Sakeibaknei chu engti kawng zawng mahin a tlu thei lo hrim hrim. Midangin an lo kahsak a niang.

Daktawr : I ti dik chiah. Nangma chungchangah pawh khan…  (H)  :-P

KAMLIAM

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

Thu pathum vel lek, inkarkik deuh deuh, tawite te in kan sawi mai mai teh ang. Kan ngaihdan a ni hlawm ngut ang e maw chu!

1. ‘Mipa in a nupui ni turin hmeichhia Rs 420 in a lei a’

Isua Krista in kros a min tlan/lei chungchang sawifiah nan he thu hi an hmang ziah. Mahse Class XII Mizo (core) kan zirlaiah kha chuaninneihna a man inhlan hi inleina a nilo. Mipa leh hmeichhia inneihna inremna nemngheh nan a man hi inhlan a ni tiin kan zir thin.

Inlei nita ila, thaibawih, nupui ngamlo tunge awm ang?

2. Tunge zu ngawl vei?

Tamtakin kan pawm duhlo maithei. Mahse zu ngawl vei huang hi ka ngaihdanin kan zauh ang e.
Kan thianpa pakhat chu zu a in thin a, “In lo in i awm thei em?” katia. “Ka duh duh hunah ka nghei thei” a tia. “Anih chuan inlo mai la,a thatna awm silo” ka tia. “In a chakawm em alawm” tiin a in leh zel tho a ni.
Hman deuh kha chuan tlem a patling deuh kha zu ngawlvei ah kan ngai. Tunlai chuan kan thalai te, Pathianni tlai apiang emaw, a aia zing a in thinte hi zu ngawlvei huangah ka khung ta. A chhan chu zu inloh a tha tih hrereng chung a an in tlat chuan chu bak angawlvei an awm dawn a mi? ‘Ti ziah’ te hi ngawlvei kan tih te an nih avangin zu in ziah hi chu anmahniin ‘ngawlvei’ ah inngai lo mahse a sim hma chu a ngawl a vei a ni.

3. Kuhva

Zuk leh hmuam huangah kuhva kan dah hi a pamhmai lua em? Kan zu lova, kan hmuam lova, tobacco content awm silova. Wai Wai te nen hian huang khatah dah ta mai ila, ‘kamram’ ah ngai ve ta zawk ila, a fuh ang em?

CHAWTAK KHUKPUI TEH HLUAI KHER LOH TUR

Sunday, August 4th, 2013

1.Lal ngai lo lal a na, an lal a kha.

= Rethei ngailo retheih a na (mihausa tlachhia hi an chhe duh ve fe nia)

2.Lungpui pawh lungtein a kamki loh chuan a awm thei lo.

= Lungte pawh lungpui a awmloh chuan kamki tur a nei biklo (inmamawh tawn theuh kan nisi a. eg-Mihausa te hi retheite(inhlawhfa) te telloin an awm theilo ang bawkin miretheite pawh mihausate an awmloh chuan inhlawhfakna an nei biklo)

3.Mahni infak leh sakhi ngalah engmah a bet lo.

= Mahni infak leh Sakhi ngalah a ti, vun leh a ruh tlem a bet (Mahni kan infak hi chuan chhete chuan engemaw chu a awm a ni)

4.Se bo hnu a se kawng khar

=hian a dang bo tur a veng ve thei

5.Sial rangin sial rang a hring, sakawlin sakawl a hring, sunhlu kungah thei dang a rah ngai lo, Kawi pawh a kawm a that leh a rah a tha.

=Serfang kungah serthur a maw ni an rah tir (eg- Pastor, Kohhran Upa etc. fa an nih vang ngawt hian an fel ngawt lo a nia)

6. Zawngin a ngumkhak a hmulo a a thiante ngumkhak a nuihzat

=A thiante pawhin an ngumkhak an hmu biklo (mi diklohna kan sawi hian kan diklohna kan hmu tello thin a, midangte kan sawi a te pawh hian an diklohna an hmu bik chuanglo)