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EXAM

Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Kan exam tur chu ka bei ngawrh tawh khawp mai. A bul tan that nachang hre lo ta chu, exam dawn a theih tawp a tan a ngai thin. Kum khat chhunga thiam tura mithiam ten an duan, keini ang duang tana ni khat leh zan khat a thiam zawh tum chu a khirh phian. Rilru mangang nen tawngtai na nen kan han bei leh ta chu nia(h), a hun laiin hreawm ti viu thin mah ila tun thlengin exam dawna tan thut hi ka la sim lo! (more…)

Kumthar Fiamthu Tlem

Tuesday, July 8th, 2014

Kumthar lawm nan fiamthu tlem. A then hi chu Facebook a mi ka copy.

1. Pathian thu kha a sawi ve a. “Tirhkoh Paula’n, ‘Kei atan zawng nun hi Krista a ni’ an tih fiamthu ang deuh khan” te a ti vel.

2. He pa tho hian — Khawvel eng in ni e, tih kha a chang thlan ve a. Bible a chhiar a. “Tlang chhipa khaw awm chu thuhruk theih a ni lo” tih lai kha. Sawi zau vak ngaihna a hre si lova. Tlang chhip a khaw awm hi thuhruk a har em em a, thuhruk pawh an tum ngai lo tlangpui a ni, te a ti vel. Thlarau a chawm awmlo tiah tiah. (more…)

I lungawi em? I lungawi lo em?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2014

Tlawng track I lo sawm ang…

Kalna tur dang i hriat loh chuan
Kal lo mai rawh
Awm mai mai rawh

Lunglei.. leh Buarpui ah te
Silpauling an… lo zar ang

Mithiam Kutziak chhia, Horace Greeley-a

Monday, June 9th, 2014

Lehkha thiam tak tak zingah hian kutziak chhe fe fe hmuh tur an lo awm ve tho mai. Kum 1872 vela US presidential candidate hial rawn ni thei, Horace Greeley-a, New York Tribune chanchinbu enkawltu pawh kha tum khat chu Illinois-ah thusawi turin an sawm a. Hetiang hian an sawnna chu ziakin a va chhang a:

Mr. MB Castle, Sandwich, Illinois
Pu duh tak,
Febuary ni 3 khian kum 60 ka tling ve dawn ta hial a. Ka kum a tam tain ka taksa tlin bak ka thawk ta mah mah niin ka hria. In mi sawmna zahawm tak hi tihhlawhtlin hram tum ta ila, Sawmna dang erawh ka hnar ngam a ngai tan a ni ber mai. Hnar chin ka neih ngawt si loh chuan ka lo kal thei ngei ang tih pawh ka sawi lawk ngam hauh lo

— Horace Greeley

Ni eng emaw zat hnuah a chhanna a dawng a:

Horace Greeley, New York Tribune
Pu duh tak,
Thusawi tura kan sawmna I pawm tih thu tukin khan kan lo hmu e. I kutziak kha kan hre fuh mai thei lo va. Mahse, ka hre kim ta tho ve. I sawi ang hian a hun tur pawh Febuary ni 3 ni se, lawmman atana i sawi, dollar 60 pawh kan remti thlap e. I rawn sawi ang hian tum dangah pawh sawm lehna hun tur kan neih ngei che ka ring.

Zah takin,
M.B Castle.

Dr. HL Malsawma Chanchin

Sunday, January 19th, 2014

Social Network a vantlang hmuh theih a dah a ni a, a ngaihnawm dangdai em bawk nen ka rawn re-post a ni e:

1. Puitling Sade Sikul ah Ziaktu lian a nia, tun hma chuan report hi a kar leh ah puan thin a nia, a chhan chu inkhawm kan tam in report pek hman ngaihna kha a awm lo a a chang chuan Puitling Report choh an puang hman tawk thin a.

Kohhran pawn a ruattur dik tak an han ruat ta a lawm le….. Report puan hman loh lai khan enge an tih tih zawk tur khawp khan an hneh zeih zeih khawp mai a. Puitling mai nilo Naupang Sande Sikul thawhlawm zawng zawng, kal zat nen lam a puang hman mai pawh a ni lo….. Report kimchang kha a pe hman vek a, Kar leh Dept hrang hrang a hun hmang tur nen lam a a puang hman pawh pui tak kha a ni tawh….

A ni chuan chu mai chu duhtawklo khan, Inkhawm zat kha hmingziak a tanga % nen lam leh, thawh lawm kan thawh kha mi 1 in a a thawh zat % nen lam an puang hman ta bik bik thin kha a nia, pui tak a ni pui tak…..
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11/12/13

Wednesday, December 11th, 2013

Politics kalsan teh ang.
Nikum December 12 (12/12/12) khan khami tum anga ni, thla leh kum inang kha kum za a kal leh phawt loh chuan a awm rih lovang, an ti a, December 12, 2112 thleng an tihna niawm tak ani.

Kumin (2013 atang 2110 thlengin hetiang date hi a awm dawn rih lo. A chhan chu kum khatah thla 12 chauh a awm. Kumin pawh hian a theih si lova, a teuh ber 11.12.13 hi ani maiin ka hria.

Tichuan 2100 atang chuan tun hma lawk anga kan neih, 10/10/10 (October 10, 2010), 11/11/11 (November 11, 2011 leh 12/12/12 an lo nei leh dawn ani (Kwini ho chuan mual kan liam san tawh hmel)

Hollywood ah lah heiang hming hian film an lo siam hman zel a, la en lo tan hetah hian a click theih.

10.10.10 (Twisted Metal Black game)
11.11.11 (Horror movie)
12.12.12(Horror movie)

That’s all, folks

Zahmawh i sawi lo hram ang u

Thursday, December 5th, 2013

Zahmawh hi i sawi lo hram teh ang u. Entirnan:-

1. Mi meizial zu mai mai ‘I va fawp sei ve’ tih te.

2. Mi ice-cream ei tha hle hle ‘I va liak pherh ve’ tih te.

3. Mi thei lo mai mai lai ‘I hawlhna a va sei ve’ tih talh te.

4. Mi buh den hah lai laia ‘I va sawh rang ve’ tih te.

5. Mi nghapih ei mai mai ‘I va kawm uih ve’ tih te.

6. Mi chawhmeh zuar ‘I va fûn lian ve’ tih talh te.

7. Mi bekang zuar tha hle hle ‘I va nei uih ve’ tih te.

8. Mi puan nuam zuar ‘I va nei nuam ve’ tih te.

9. Mi meihawl zuar lai ‘I va nei dum ve’ tih te.

10. Mi blanket zuar ‘I va nei hmul ve’ tih te.
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Grammar kan sawi a nih pawhin…

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

Ziaktu: funny

hairehai :D

Grammar kan sawi anih pawhin grammar tak tak sawi ila, heti hian, tih vel ringawt nilovin, kan grammar copy na english grammar thlengin chiang takin sawi law law i la, hrechiang lova in ngainep ringawt lovin… Tapchhak zawla in tih hriat ringawt hi a tawk tawhlo tih te hi hrechiang i la. A lo chhuahna english grammar thlengin sawi ho ila mawle. Pu JF-a dan takah, sap pachal angin grammar tehi sawi ho teh ang u.

Kum 2013 ah, “ngaihdan a in anglo” la tih pawh hi tlem chuan kan changkanlohna ti lang tu a ni, (kan pawm duhlo anih pawhin a ni miau sia.). Kan grammar lakna saptawng( lehkhabu hlui ho a an ziah dan), (Ok, Sap tawng ti mai ang a tunlai deuh ve bawka, sentence pakhata bracket pahnih awm hi in hmu tawh ngai em? Grammar takin a dik em? Noun ah hian word 2 a nih pawhin a bul tan nan Capital kan hman thin laiin, “Mizo tawng” tih ah pawh Capital kan hmang chuanglo.), hi kan mi hmasa te khan an lo thiam vak biklo a grammar mumal lo deuh min hnutchhiah tih hi kan pawm duhlo anih pawhin tuilo deuha kan pawm mai loh chuan kan tawn mek a ni tlat sia… Mahni dinhmun pawh hrelova inla changkang leh keini aia changkang vai ho pawh pawng ngaihsanloh ngawt ching tan chuan lem a har anih pawhin kan nihna theihngilh thaka inla chngkang lo hian kan nihna tehi hrechiangin pawm ngam hi a tha.

Chu chu keini mizo, mi changkang bera in ngai, khawvel ngaiha hnam hnuaihnung leh TRIBAL ni si hian kan la theilo anih hi 2013 hnu ah pawh…

Grammar kan sawi a nih ro ro chuan dik takin sawi ho law law i la, “Chuti khati,” Ti mai mai lovin…. (more…)

Thil mak pahnih

Sunday, October 6th, 2013

Lawng chesual:

Dated 5th December 1664 khan Wales ram hmar lama Menai Strait an tihah chuan lawng pakhat a pil a. Mi 81 an chuang a. An zinga mi pakhat Hugh Williams chiah a dam chhuak a, 5th December 1785 khan helai hmun ah bawk hian lawng dang chesualin a pil leh a. Mi 60 chuang zingah mi pakhat chauh a dam chhuak a. Chupa hming chu Hugh Williams tho zuk ni tlat a mawle. Chumai a nilo, 1860 khan helai hmun ah tho hian mi 25 chuan na lawng chesual in a pil leh hlauh mai a. An zinga mi pakhat chiah a dam chhuak leh a. Chupa hming chu Hugh Williams tho zuk ni a mawle. A mak ve khawp mai. A tak a ni bawk si a.

Electric chair:

1890 August ni 6 khan New York a Auburn Prison ah chuan tunlai a ‘Electric Chair’ an tih, misual tihhlum nan an siam chu an hmang tan a. A thatzia hmun tinah a thang vel chiam a. A tha reng bawk a.

Chu chanchin chu Abyssinia, tuna Ethiopia ni ta a an lal Manelik-a chuan a lo hria a. A ram tih changkan nan leh hmasawnna kawng khat nia ring in America a Electric Chair siamtu Company hnen a tang in Chair man to tak chu pathum a chah ve a. A lo thlen chuan an han hmang chhin dawn a. An ramin electric an lo nei ta hauh lo mai a. Sum tamtak senga an chah thlen a nih si avangin dah chhiat mai mai an phal silo a. An buaipui ngang mai a. A tawp a tawp ah chuan Electric Chair pathum zing a pakhat chu LALTHUTTHLENG ah an hmang daih.

Keini chu thingtlang mi kan ni a

Saturday, September 28th, 2013

(Ka post khat em mai, hetiang lam bak hi ka ziak thiam ve chuang lo nain)

‘I pian leh murna sawi rawh’ min ti mah ula, ka nu kap karah ka piang a, thingtlanagah ka mur kan ti he haw mai ang. Min dem suh u, dem chi kan ni lo, tahpui chi kan ni. Hawh, mi tahpui hawm hawm teh u.

Put tawrh leh ei tawrh bak thiam leh theih kan la neih loh lai hian, nangni zawngin internet hmanga rawra chhut in lo thiam hman lek lek tawh a. Vaihlo chauh hi zuk tur emaw kan tih laiin, nangni chuan Marijuana thlenga zuk nachangte in lo hre leh hman pek a. Kan ngaisangin nihlawh kan ti lutuk che u ti ila, dawt kan sawi tihna erawh a ni ang.

Iptepui lian hel hawl nen, kawla nichhhuak chhiara kan ta leh hlawhchhuah tak meuh Maian tel kan zakzeh hawn laiin, nangni chuan mi chanvo leh ta tur liau liau in lo paipawn run thei a. Keini’n kan thil neih kan phur a, nangni zawng in thil neihin an phur thung che u a, inawhawm thin ngawt mai.

Keini thingtlanga kamding fanute aia, Muster roll-a thawk fanute keartui a san zawk chhung chuan, pawngsual kan la tawk ve lo turah kan inngai ngawt te hi atthlak hle mah se, kan lawm a la tling thung. Bawkbawn bai, nghathu leh aieng telh Sunday zinga kan la hmeh thei a nih phawt chuan, kan la lawm.

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