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Love this Doctor

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

He Doctor hi tha ve tak chu ni.. Ka nuih a za.


Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it–don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

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Khawnge maw in awm le?

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

A khuhhawnna

He khawvelah hian saruakin kan rawn chhuaka,tap chungin kan khualzinna tur ram chu kan zawh tan a. Nu hnute tuia chawm seilenin kan lo awm a,he khawvel hi thlirdan dangin kan han thlir hmasa te te a. Tlang letliam maiah thil ropui engemaw tak awm turah kan ngai a,hmuh tuma pan turin kan chaknain ala tlin si lo. Kan khualzin kawng chu kan zawh thui telh telha,midang zawh ve te nen kan kumkhaw hmun lam panin kawng chu kan zawh ho tana,nitinin kan kawngzawhah chuan kan kalho a,kan bula an awmloh hlek chuan kan zawng ruai thin. Kan khualzin kawnga kan kalpuite kan thiante hi an va ngaihawm thin em.

Awmhar tinkim dawn changin

Room chhungah keimah chauhin ka inkhunga,ka kawngzawhpui thin te ka han ngaituaha. Kan nundan chi hrang hrangte ka han chhuikir neuh neuha, a changin ka nui a, a changin ka zak thin. Ni e,kan thianho nundan kha a danglam hlimawma, a zahthlak bawk a ni.

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Ho Huang

Monday, August 30th, 2010

A haw lo tur hlang awmkhâwm kan ni bawk a, intihhlim nan, intihzângkhai nan mai mai aw.. A sei lutuk loh nan mi(sual) post-a comment thang deuh chauh kan ni e. A bâk chu duh chuan chhunzawm theih..

aduhi: Kangthelh motor tihdin tumin i phar lawm lawm duh hmêl!
badboy: In chhûngkuaa mipa leh hmeichhia inthlanpawlhin in ‘inkabaddi’ luih luih duh hmêl!
bawmrang: Lal lungawi kumah hian mittui tla pûrin i tah duh hmêl!
blackmagicwoman: Cement dâwrah cement tha leh tha lo hriat tumin i tep chuap chuap duh hmêl!
bucko: Pute vawk talh tûkah i tihtauh tlat duh hmêl!
caribou: I hawi vual vual ang a, i irh uk uk duh hmêl!

_CFL_: Sound box chhûngah i ên (êng) phát phât duh hmêl!
Chawnghilh: Krismas ruaitheh tûkah phûr fahranin tumkau nen i thawhchhuah louh louh duh hmel!
CyberThug: Krismas lenkhâwmnaah ‘Sholay’ film ami hla i thlan tlat duh hmêl!
D_auachwgthu: Kawng pêngthuamah mahni mawng kawmin hnim zouh zouh pahin i nuih vun vun duh hmêl!
Fonz: Istiri chhia bunin border phahah i tlàn khûk rum rum duh hmêl!

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Ka Thiante Chimawm Zia Hi (I En Dawnin Fimkhur Rawh) HD

Monday, August 30th, 2010
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Sunday, August 29th, 2010
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Hmanlai Motor Willis kha

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Mizorama Motor lo chhuak hmasa pawl, Jeep kan tih thin Willis kha kan Naupan laiin kan nei ve thin a. Khatih hunlai khan tunlai angin Motor Car Hmuh tur te a  la awm lo a. Kan kawng te lah kha Kacha road vek a la ni si. Tun hnu hian ka ngaihtuah thin a. A lo that dan tur zia te kha ka suangtuah fo thin.

Helam MO vela motor that ziate han hriat phei chuan awihawm lo dawn hle in ka hria. Thingtlang kawng Jeep len tawk tawkna ah te khan Supply thiarin an tlan ve bauh bauh a..Hmeichhe naupang mai ka la nih avangin a Motor chungchangah sawi tur ka hre vak lo a.. Fur lai kawng Nal leh diakah te khan harsa lo takin an tlan ve zel tho si a.

Khang hunlai a a khalhtu(Driver)te driving that zia te kha aw..a luck pawh an luck nangiang mai..Nula tha tha kha a ni ringawt mai a, Driver naute thleng khan an luck phah a. Khatihlai huna motor khalh thin ho kha tunlaia “Sum ngah ngah Hmeltha”kan tih ai pawhin an hmeltha zawkin ka hria. Tunlai E.E ho ai hian an luck daih zawk . “Sipai leh Driver luck lai hun” ti ila a fuh ber ang.

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Nupui ka neih hun chuan…

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Tlangval thianghlim tak la nih lai hi chuan nupui neih hi a chakawm thin a. Thil tam tak min suangtuah tir in, chenna ngaih loh ram fan hi a chakawm hliah hliah thin. Engtik hunah emaw chuan Pathian in min la khawngaih ang a, nupui tha tak min la pe ve mial mahna. Khawnge tlangval hnahkhat hian duhthu kan sam ang e, tawnhriat lo nei tawh Mi(sual) ho khan a la nei lo te hi min han share teh u. Nupui neih hi a nuam viau em?

Nupui ka neih hun chuan:

1. Ka duat ngawt ang (kei zawng ka thaibawih dawn anih hi!! :) ): Ka duat lutuk tur hi a hrehawm zawk. Hun kha leh chen kawppui hmu loin ka lo vakvai tawh a. Ka nupui an nih mai beisei a ka lo mitmei tawh ringawt pawh za tam an liam ta. An liam satliah a ni lo, an duh ber te nen ‘min ngai lo ten an tal e, laikhum zawl ah’! Chilthli tla duah a ka en liam tawh pawh ka chhiar mai seng tawh hek lo. Harsa lo te a miin an ‘kherawlai’ tluk keuh theih laiin, kei ve chuan thapui thawh a ka beih paw’n pakhat pawh ka la bum thlu lo a nia.

Aw Chungnungber, ka kawppui tur awm ang mi min pe ve duh hlauh anih chuan ka duat ngawt ang. Ka duat hlum lo chauh ang. Nupa inhau ri ka hre hnem tawh, thil ho te ah an inhau fo mai. Hun kal tawh, siam that theih tawh si loh avanga an inhauh nasat theih zia te hi aw!!! Ka kawppui tur awm ang mi min han pe teh, nang meuh pawh i inchhir lovang!

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Exam turte hriat tur

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Hei le! Tunah hian exam mêk leh exam tur kan awm nualin a rinawm a, chu’ngte tân leh a chhiar mai mai peihte tân ka rawn thaw khu leh luih e.

1) Zawhna a chhuah har viau chuan chhuah hma ve mai tur.

2) Zawhnain min bum chuan bum ve ngei ngei tur.

3) Thuhriltu bung 1 châng 18 chhiar tur.

4) Zawhna kan hriat thiam loh chuan kan chhânna an hrethiam bîk tur a ni lo.

5) A khât tâwka ring fân leh thin tur a ni.

6) Bula thute kaltlangin Pathianin min pui thei a ni tih hriat kar tur.

7) Kan thiam loh hlîr zawhna a lo chhuak a nih chuan zawhna siamtute thiam loh hlîr ziah ve mai tur.

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Zinkawng ninawm leh hlimawm

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Mi’n flight cancelled an sawi laia hetiang thu mai mai heti lai meuha han ziah mai chu, kan tibawrhbáng ang tih pawh a hlauhawm hle naa, luhlul ka chhuah ta mai! Ka inthlahrung viau tho.

December, 2009 a ni a. Krismas a hnaih tawh avangin mahni khaw lama haw a chawh ta hle. Engkima a tuanfum leh mite hnungzuia khawsa ni ta chu haw-na lampang ka’n ngaihven meuh chuan ticket a lo full vek tawh tih chiah ka ngaihven-chhuak thei a. Chutia ticket full vâng mai maia mahni khuaa masi hman han thulh theih a ni ngawt si lo va, ka che ta vat vat a.

A zawna zawng ta na ná nâ chuan dâwr bungraw phur haw tur a awm thu ka hre ta a. Midang hire a nih avângin ticket lâk a ngai lo va, ticket lâk ngai lo ta na ná nâ chu len loh tak tak a awm lo tiin a hmangtu turte chu ka’n bia a. Tâwt an inti viau tawh nâin sikul lama chhuanlam kan lo siam thin tawhna kha ka chhawr ta zék a; tichuan, haw thei turin ka inpuahchah ta phawt.

Ni 19 zîng a ni a. Dar 4:30- ah thovin motor chhuahna hmun tur Millennium Centre kawt chu taxi-in ka pan vang vang a. A hmun ka thlen meuh chuan mahni khuaa masi hmang tur haw tumte chu an lo zi nuk nuk a. Chumi kârah chuan ka haw tumna motor, pick up (207=pahnih engmah pasarih!) chu ka hmu thuai a. Chutah chuan bungrua tam tham tak leh mi 10 vel an lo dingkhawm laih a. Han en chuan bungrua chuti zozai nen chuan mi 20 vel chu len ngaihna a awm lo.

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TawiNawi-II

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

* Mizote hi kan lo mak angreng khawp. Tûnhmaa kan pi leh pute milu salu an lo lâk thîn lai khân milu la hnam kan inti a. Hun a lo kal a. Kristian sakhua a lo lut a, Kristian-ah kan inlet vek a. Hnam nghet lo kan inti leh a. Khawhar in leh chhiatni thatni-ah hnam tlâwmngai kan inti leh a. Hlauhawm a awmin hnam huaisen kan inti leh a.Ngaihtuah chiang lêm lo va thil kan sawi phawng phawng hian ngaihtuah chiang lo va sawi chhuak phawng phawng thîn hnam kan inti leh a!

Thian kan han kâwm a, thian ngaina leh inlênpawh hnam kan inti leh a. Mi chanchin kan han sawi hlek a, mi rêl hrât hnam kan inti leh a. Ramah hna kan han thawk a, hnam taima kan inti a. Tu emaw hna thawk tha peih lo, thatchhe deuh kan hmuh leh avâng ringawtin hnam thatchhia kan inti leh a.  Chutiang chuan nihna hrang hrang chu mahni thu thuin kan inbel a, kan inhriatchian lutuk vâng nge kan inhriat miah loh vâng ni ta ang le..? Héngte avâng hian Mizote hi kan thil tawn apiang anga inchhál hnam kan ni!!

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