2013 March Fiamthu

March 3rd, 2013 8:27 pm by TuaiSialA

1. “Nu, ka pum a nâ..”
“Va ê rawh!”
“Nu, ka lu a nâ a nia…”
“Va mu rawh!”

2. An chapchar kut hmang zo, a bialnu nen chance an nei hlauh mai, a rai palh a hlau bawk nen damdawi dawrah, “Condom thangchhuah kawr rawng in nei em?” a’n ti deuh kher ah!

3. Mi thlamah khan a lo ê a, thlam neitu kha a rawn thleg thut a, thinrim tawkin, “Ngati nge khatah khan i êk ngawt a?” a tia. Tlangval chu ngawi rengin a inha mawlh mawlh a, thlam neitupa’n, “Ngati nge i êk ngawt?” a tih leh pawhin a ngawi tlat a. Ngawi rengin a chhuak a, in a thleng chu bathroom-ah lutin zawitein, “Ka ê a ni mai ni,” a ti dût.

4. Sakhi thang a kam a, a va en leh chuan savawm a lo awk a, hlado a chham ve a, “Savawm e, a thang pawh hre lo e, sakhi thangah a awk e..” zuk ti chiam a!

5. A piangthar ngun ve tawh viau a niang, Gospel camping-ah lut a, testimony a sawi ve dawn a, lecturn-ah inthlahrun hmel tawkin, “Ka awih em em tawh lo pawh in ti mai thei ah..” a’n ti hmasa të të ah!

6. “Ka pi, i fanu hi party-naah kan hruai thei ang em?”
“Thei lo ang! In ti thin!”

7. Mitthi inah a kal, kawngkaah a va dak, “Aw! A va hma teh thut ve le aw…” a ti vawng vawng. A bula mi hnenah zawitein, “Tunge kan mitthi hi?” a ti leh sa sa.

8. An inneih tukah a pa hnenah, “Ka pa, a awmna a lo thlang em alawm. Khum chhuat depah alawm mawle a lo awm le..” a ti a, a nui vur vur.

9. Khua a lum em avang chuan a nula rim nen chuan chhuatah pher phahin an mu a. Nula saisir zawnga mu chu a si lo tawk hian a d*p fiam a, a d*p fiam leh a, a d*p fiam leh a, a’n hawi lêt mai chu, a nula pa chuan ding meuhin a lo en reng.

“Pichhe mur….. Tes chal…!”

10. A facebook status-ah, “Facebook-a nula pic te like-in comment-in be kual duah thin mah ila, nang lo chu hmangaih leh duh dang ka nei chuang lo asin. Nangmah kha i inhriat kha…love you..muah2,” tiin a update a. A hnu lawkah a hmeichhe biak thinte a va inbox, “Ka status update kha i tan a nia,” tiin mi sawmpasarih (17) a thawn.

BONUS: Mawia leh Liana, thian inkawmngeih deuh mai hi an awm a. Vawi khat chu an sikul kalna kha CM-in a rawn tlawh hlauh. CM chuan naupangho bulah chuan, “In duh duh min zawt rawh u,” a ti, chutah Mawia a rawn ding chhuak, “Zawhna 3 ka nei —
1. NLUP sum hi khawia mi nge?
2. Coruption zung hi a ro tawh em?
3. I bank AC-ah sum engzat nge awm?
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CM-in a chhan hmain chawlhlawk dar a rawn ri.

Chawlhlawk zo an luh leh hnu chuan Liana a rawn ding ve thung, “Ka pu, zawhna 5 ka nei. A hmasa 3 chu Mawia zawh che kha a nia, a 4-na atan chuan — Ngatinge chawlhlawk dar kha minute 20 laia a rik hma? Chuan, a 5-na atan chuan — Ngati nge Mawia hi a bo daih?”

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21 Responses to “2013 March Fiamthu”

  1. 1
    ulawng Says:

    Nui ang ule.

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  2. 2
    ulawng Says:

    Bonus chu a va ril ve:)

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  3. 3
    Matluanga Says:

    # 2, 3, 4 leh bonus khi…hit rem rem…i page ah kha chuan ka chhiar tawh tho a…top 10 ah pawh khan ka lang maithei..ka nuih la za tho

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  4. 4
    Phivawk Says:

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAI, Hihihiiii, huhuhuuuuuu :-D

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  5. 5
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Zing thawhhlimah mit nuai chawt chawt chung a min tih nuih vur vur chu le :P

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  6. 6
    chhangteval Says:

    Phiamthu huangah ka chhiar vek tawh :-P

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  7. 7
    ninja Says:

    Bonus chu a va tha ve :P

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  8. 8
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    @ku Hv, mut hmaa ka’n nuih sung chu le..

    hav a gud day :)
    tren tren

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  9. 9
    century child Says:

    Hahaha(Y)
    Nu ka U inhnuaiah a e ania..
    (inhnuai atangin) ka e lo ka e lo ka ek zawhah ka hnek daaawwn che

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  10. 10
    Mx Says:

    Hahaha :-D Bonus khi a va tha e :-D
    Chuan 10-na pawh khi (Y)

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  11. 11
    swani Says:

    keipawh Bonus hi ka duh tawp

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  12. 12
    Awmtea Leo Khiangte Says:

    Hahaha :D

    Min va tihlim thin tak em!

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  13. 13
    sheldon Says:

    Tukchhuah nuam vek u le (L)

    A vai khian min ti nui :-D

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  14. 14
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    Thla tin maia fiamthu tharlam i nei thei reng mai hian, min va tihlim thin em! (Y) :-D

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  15. 15
    Tauhtea Says:

    hriat ngailoh deuh vek anih khi…ka van nui nasa teh reng em!

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  16. 16
    mama Says:

    Hahahaha, nuihzatthlak hlawm

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  17. 17
    Lamji Says:

    #6 khi ka

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  18. 18
    Lamji Says:

    #6 khi ka va nuih pui nasa ve le.. :D

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  19. 19
    caribou Says:

    Tsa zarah ka va nuiin ka va hlim zing tawh tak em. Tsa dam reng rawh se, ngal fimin, ngal fip ral khawpin dam rawh se.

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  20. 20
    bucko Says:

    9 na khi hit rem rem

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  21. 21
    Hermitz Says:

    “Ka pi, i fanu hi party-naah kan hruai thei ang em?”
    “Thei lo ang! In ti thin!”

    ka nui nasa lutuk :-D

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