Zahmawh Fiamthu 5

October 22nd, 2011 11:08 pm by TuaiSialA

1. Nu pakhat zing tho pawh kha a lungawi chiah lo a ni ang, “Vantirhkoh tlangval 500 vel ka duh,” a ti hlak hlak a. Nakinah chuan an nupain an thi ta a. Pathian chuan chu nu ànhla chu a thih hnuah a chhâng a, vantirhkoh tlangval 500 a pe a. Tum khat chu a dam laia a pasal nen an inhmu thut a, a pasal chuan, “Nu-i, vantirhkoh tlangval 500 i nei ta chu a nuam bawk em?” a tia, a nupui chuan, “Nuam teh suh ei. A zun pawh kan zung hman hleinem,” a lo ti hlak hlak a!

2. John leh Mary te restaurant chu a lian vak lo va. Mary’n choka lamah ei-in a siam a, John-a’n khual a lo chhawn a. Ni khat chu an khuaah mitdel thil rim hre thei tak mai hi a rawn thleng a, an restaurant-ah chuan eitur a rawn chah dâwn a.

John: Ka pu, eng nge i ei dâwn?
Mitdel: Ka hmu thei si lo va, mi eina hnu thleng kha rawn la la, a rim atangin ka chah mai dâwn a nia.
John-a chuan mi eina hnu thleng a pe a, an dah ho zawng zawng hming kha kim thlapin a rim atangin a a sawi chhuak thei vek a, a chah ta a.

Nitin a rawn kal a, a hriat loh tura an rin pawh kha a hre zel mai si a, a hnar a fing an ti hle a. Ni khat chu tihbuai chhin an châk deuh va, John-a chuan an nu hnênah, “Mary, i englo kha han kawm la, thleng faiah khan han tât teh, a sawi dik tawh kherin ka ring lo,” a ti a. Chutianga a tih hnuin mitdel pa chu an hnimtir ta a.

Mitdel: E he.. Mary chu hetah hna a thawk a ni maw?!

3. Hmánlai hian nuho hi an inhmukhâwm a. An fate kum khat an tlin hnu chauhva kal theia ransa ke pali nei lëm an pianhlim rei lo të-a an kal thei chu duh lovin Pu Vana hnênah an thlen ta a.

Nuho zinga an hruaitu ber chuan, “Midang zawng kha chu pâwnah lo va awm ula, keiman Pu Vana chu ka lo bia ang a, pâwn lam atangin a tul dan a zirin min lo thlâwpin min lo pui dâwn nia,” a ti a, midang chu an chhuak ta a.

Pu Vana chuan, “Lei lama nuho kha eng nge in mamawh tâk ni? Tanpui theihna cheu ka nei em?” a rawn ti a. Nuho hruaitu ber chuan, “Pu Van, keini hringfate hi fa kan neihin kan fate kum khat an tlin hnuah chauh an kal thei a; ransa ke pali nei ho lëm an pian hnu rei vak lovah an kal thei mai si a, keini nuho paw’n kan fate hi an pian atanga rei vak lo hnua kal thei nghâl turin kan duh a ni,” a han ti a.

Pu Vana chuan, “Ummm.. Chutianga in fate an pian hlima kal thei nghâl mai tura in duh a nih chuan ka tihhlawhtlinsak ang che u. Amaherawhchu, ransate angin chi inthlah hun hi kum khatah thla khat chhûng chauh in hmang tawh ang,” a ti a.
Chuveleh pâwn lama nuho chuan, “Ka duh lo’ ti rawh, ‘ka duh lo’ ti rawh! Kan fate chu kum khat hnuah chauh kal thei mai rawh se. Kan kalphung ngai kha tha kan la ti tlâng e!” an lo ti rual dual dual.

4. Nupa tuak khat pawh khan fanu naupang të hi an nei a, mutdun an duhin an fanu awm laia sawi an hreh ve si a. An fanu hriatthiam loh turin, “Sex ti lovin typewriter i ti tawh ang,” an ti a, tichuan, typewriter chu an chhu ri ta tlut tlut a.
Ni khat chu paber chu a châk deuh a ni ang, a fanu bulah, “I nu bulah va kal la, ‘Ka pain typewriter a type duh’ va ti rawh,” a ti a.

A fanu chuan a sawi ang chuan a nu chu a va hrilh a, a nu chuan a fanu hnênah, “I pa bulah va kal la, ‘Typewriter a hman theih rih loh, ribbon sen a awm rih’ va ti rawh,” a lo ti leh zaih.
Tlai khat chu nuber chuan a fanu hnênah, “Bawihte, i pa bulah ‘Typewriter chu a hman theih tawh e’ va ti ta che,” a ti a. A fanu chu a va kal a, rei lo te hnuah a rawn lêt leh a.
“Ânu, âpain ‘Typewriter ka mamawh tawh lo, kutin ka ziak tawh’ a ti,” a’n ti mai chuh!

5. KS pakhat leh tlangval hi an indâwr a.
Tlangval: Engzah nge i rate?
KS: Ka hre lo, a thar chauh ka la nia.
Tlangval: Engtin nge i inchhiar ang aw.. Awle, ka hria e. Vawi khat dêpah cheng khat ni rawh se. A tha mai em?
KS: Aw, a tha. Kan tan thei.
An han tan ta a. Nawhchizuar chuan a chhiar tan ta a le, “Cheng khat, cheng hnih, cheng thum, cheng lo, cheng nga,” tiin a chhiar chho zel a, a rang telh telh a, a tâwpah phei chuan, “Cheng cheng cheng cheng,” a ti ta ringawt mai a ni âwm e.

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  1. 51
    littlerascal Says:

    Ngaihnawm kups mai. Zahmawh fiamthu berkher sunday ah a chhuak a nih hi mawle ;)

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  2. 52
    xotea Says:

    Kan lawm zawng chu a hriat hle mai half century a kai der mai a lawm. Ha2ha

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  3. 53
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Fiamthu thawh rau rauah chuan zahmawh fiamthu hian mimal pawi a sawi lo ber mai.

    (ngaihtuahpeihte tan)
    Nupui nei tawh tan chuan ram riah hi a tha lutuk. A chhan chu hlawhchham mah ila RAMBO tal kan hawn a, nu ho chu an lawm viau tho zel. :d

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  4. 54
    dolly dollz Says:

    Typewriter a mamawh tawh lo a, kutin a ziak…ka van duh eeeee….khitiang khi pa ho ah hian an tam fu lo maw :-P :-D

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  5. 55
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    #54. I mail check teh. Tuna i misualna hi.

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  6. 56
    ChhanaPa Says:

    Type Writer khi :-O

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  7. 57
    Cee eeL Says:

    A ngaihnawm ve pahran e. Mitdel khiiiiiii…..john chuan engtin tak ngai ang maw!

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  8. 58
    mirage_isme Says:

    Pa pakhat zurui poh hian a chalah hmeichhe something lem tattoo a chhut tir a, a lo harh fim hnu chuan a zak leh si…tatto dawrah chuan a va kal a,”ti reh leh roh u” a va ti, anni lah chuan ,”ka pu chuti maiin a reh thei lo” an ti a, ani mangang chuan “anih leh siam danglam teh u” a ti a, tattoo chhutu pa chuan a han siam danglam ngial a, darkar hnih hnuah chuan phengphehlep lian puiah a siam sak ta a… :-P

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  9. 59
    mirage_isme Says:

    K.s pahinh service haw poh kha taxiah an thu dun a, pakhat zawk chuan “awi ha thiannu, mipa baw (sperm) rim ka hria a” a ti a, pakhat zok chuan ” ka irh fiak anih kha” lo ti ve hmiah…. (N)

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  10. 60
    mirage_isme Says:

    ka thil hriat lam ve zawng tak…ha hha

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  11. 61
    mirage_isme Says:

    A han hur mai mai,tihian duhthu a sam
    “Baw hi barrel khat nei ila, chua hriau tiat hian pawp se” (D)

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  12. 62
    mirage_isme Says:

    chuan*

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  13. 63
    dolly dollz Says:

    #55, okhey (H)

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  14. 64
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Condom-care of love, pe***s-length of love, boops-shape of love, pussy-depth of love, sperm-cream of love, nipple-peak of love, marriage-proof of love, child-punishment of love.

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  15. 65
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Dear Sexcriber, your sex balance is low. Your account will be put into virginity mode. Please ref**k as soon as possible to keep your account active.
    Condoms apply…

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  16. 66
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Girl to doctor:
    G: Doc, pliz open another hole below my v***a.
    D: Then, why?
    G: Nowadays, my business gone well. So, I wanna open another branch..lol. :-P

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  17. 67
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Tlar thla dul mai ang aw. Ka fiamthu thawh ve nih kha. Nuam e.

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  18. 68
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Zung phawt ang…
    Khawiah mah lo kalsawn suh u, kan lo let leh vat ang.

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  19. 69
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Kan lo let leh ta…

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  20. 70
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Hei hi misual.com a ni. Zahmawh fiamthu i chhiar mek a, TuaiSialA zai turin kan sawm nghal e :-P

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  21. 71
    Unsung Says:

    A sawisel tu te pawh khian an chhiar chhuak vek tho ania..lol

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  22. 72
    kiddo Says:

    hahahaha….

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  23. 73
    lamea25 Says:

    Sunday tlai inkhawm banah inthiamlo deuha ka nuih kur2 chu a

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  24. 74
    Pc-a Says:

    ha ha ha, i block ah ka nui tawh chiang.

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  25. 75
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Tunlai thangtharte zingah hian sex hi a hluar ta hle mai, a chhan eng nge ni ang le? A nuam ngang a ni ang.

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  26. 76
    Lily_parmawia Says:

    A nuihzatthlak lo hlawm hle mai… Nuihna tur ka zonga, a AWMLO!!

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  27. 77
    chepahakhata Says:

    Pa-2na( HETAH ) leh pa-3na( HETAH ) chu ka blog a mi a ni maw.

    Tin, pa-3na khi misual-ah hian HETAH ka post tawh.

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  28. 78
    donald Says:

    #77 :-D

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  29. 79
    Rascal Crowe Says:

    Chu fiamthu pawh kan plagiarise mai tihna em ni ta #77??

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  30. 80
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Khai aw.. In thil tihdan hi a va fair lo ve. Chepahakhata blog-a ka chhiar hmain a English-in ka chhiar daih tawh. Fiamthu-ah hian plagiarism or copyright a awm thei lo angah ka ngai. Ka fiamthu an sawi a, an ziak a, an fiamthu ka sawi a, ka ziak a. Fiamthu hi a kual a kual a. Jokes tam tak hi site hran hranah a inang hi a tam lutuk. Chumi awmzia chu, jokes pakhat hi an chhuah chhawng sup sup a, site hrana an jokes hi site dangah an dah tihna a ni mai. English jokes chhiar tam chuan in hrechiang ang. Tuna Chepahakhata’n ‘ka blog-a mi’ a tih ho pawh hi a English-a ka chhiar vek tawh hnu an ni. A awmzia chu ama fiamthu bik a ni lo, fiamthu hian neitu a nei lo.

    Plagiarism anga ngaitu khan ka link dah hi lo chhiar teh se.

    http://www.members.tripod.com/.....joke1.html

    http://www.jokecenter.com/joke.....p/2517/htm

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  31. 81
    lrpa Says:

    TuaiSialA (Y)
    Zahmawh thankin fiamthu ti la a fel vek mai ang.. :-)

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  32. 82
    ZerO Says:

    Makpazangkang a nih mai chu! :-P

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  33. 83
    ASDA Says:

    Kei mah in khaw har tak a ka rum a ka awm lai in #3 na khin kan chhiar mai chu ka va han hlim teh kher em ve…good post (Y) :-P

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  34. 84
    sefa Says:

    Chhuah nalh khop mai (&)

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