The Assumption Song

October 30th, 2010 11:15 pm by Alejendro

Weekend te a ni tawh bawk a, thluak in refresh nan hei hi lo ngaithla ve mai mai teh u(n).

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water their hands on their

Marbles and playthings and at half past four

There came a young lady, she looked like a

Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress and she showed them her

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck

She said she was learning a new way to

Bring up her children so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizeable

Home in the country with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely she’d show him her

Little pet dog who was subject to fits

And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her

Small tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she’d bend over and suck on his

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he’d spread whipped cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on the shelf

If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself</i>

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24 Responses to “The Assumption Song”

  1. 1
    2STATES Says:

    I han belchiang chhin dawn i la. Ngaihdan a inang lo leh nuaih maithei a ni. Ka vawikhat hriatna a ni tlat.

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    Ultraviolet Says:

    Keipawh ka vawikhat hriatna. Nia, inthluak lo refresh ula, in refresh zar ka rawn zo ang. Ka pawlte an inkhel tlats!

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    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    Ka chung chung leh ami hi post ah reng reng hi chuan hmuh hmasak ka inring deuh tlat zel tawh….a lo awmloh hi chuan a ruak deuh huih zel :D
    en/ngaihthlak ka han tum ve ang e

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  4. 4
    Ozima Says:

    ka en ve theilo comment risk tawp ang, mawi hle mai. :lol:

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  5. 5
    muantea Says:

    A tawp ber a thubelh khian min hnar e.. But before I leave ” It’s DIRTY”

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  6. 6
    Ozima Says:

    @Alejendro: nangma zai a mi? grep wine um khat tlak hnua i zai a nih duh hmel. :P

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  7. 7
    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    E le! A lyric awm renga ka lo en miahloh chu…va pui teh tuar ve..hetiang lam kherlo pawh a tam kha mawle, youtube ah, kan lo en ve theih tur..
    Darkar chanve lekah Pathianni a ni mai dawn! 8O OT san daih chii..! :mrgreen:

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    Pangtichawr Says:

    Airtel gprs atang chuan ngaihthlak ava har em,ava rapthlak em

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  9. 9
    CyberThug Says:

    Ngaihnawmlo fu ni..

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  10. 10
    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    CBThug, eng phone nge i hman?? :?:

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  11. 11
    CyberThug Says:

    A khai, rempui, ho mai mai.. Ka sawi zak :)

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    aduhi Says:

    haha chu hla chu…a lyrics khi in lo notice em? the last word of every alternate line can be assumed as missing and rhyming with the last word of the previous line…. so make your own guesses people :twisted:

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    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    @CBT, okhayy… Ka soi duh chu, symbian(s60) version opera mini an tichhuak thar a, java ai chuan powerful fe dawn th a hriat..ho e! Keipoh e73 a display a chhia a, 6300 mai2 ka hmang.

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  14. 14
    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    @aduhi.. ah! Tricky, ai’nt it? Lol..just realised now..haha..

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  15. 15
    ngente Says:

    A hai, nursery rhyme nimai in kan hriat pek chu a, Ba ba black sheep

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  16. 16
    chhana Says:

    Nalh reuh ve.

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    Stallion Says:


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  18. 18
    Rempuii bAkcheH Says:

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Everyone!
    Mumangah halloween pualin, ramhuai hmuh threuh tur. Mangkhirim da khurum.

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    Stallion Says:

    @Rempui,i ti hlauhawm e a..haha..

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    Lalbuaia Says:


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  21. 21
    Noddy Says:

    haha…I va siam thiam reuh ve, colour pe thlap la a hmuhnawm zawk daih ang.. A thu khi ka en a ka nuih a tiza tlat, an phuah thiam khawp mai.. :D off topic inzir chhin na

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    Phynix Says:

    @aduhi zarah…..Vawi thum ka ngaithla a ka nuih a za tulh2 mai. A vawi li na ah phei chuan ka nui nasa tawh ngawt ang :lol:

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    The_Chhamanator Says:

    Hei pawh hi a awm :


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  24. 24
    Alejendro Says:

    Tuman zu han catch miah lo a, U Aduh-i tih loh. A hla khi ‘The Assumption Song’ an tih na chhan khi in hria em? Ngaithla chiang teh u, in hriat fiah theih loh takin ka tia.. a thu ka rawn ziak tel bawk a.. chuti chung pawh chuan an la hrethiam chuanglo. A line top a piangah khian a rhyme kal dan khi ‘F’ words telh tur ang dohin a Assume theih. Fiamthu thawh ve dawn pawh a in hrilh fiah chawp ngai hi chu a nuihzatthlak na a bo vek zel.

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