SMS Jokes!!

March 10th, 2010 7:12 am by Kawnga

Tun lai hian SMS pack unlimited offer man tlawm te tein a awm ta a. Tun hma lama SMS thawn ui trung thin te pawhin an thawn deuh reng tawh mai. Buai deuh chang phei chuan SMS Jokes pawh ninawm khawpa dawn chang a awm. Misual ho hian SMS kan dawn thin atangin Jokes eng zat nge kan thawhkhawm theih ang le?

Comment 1-ah Joke pakhat zelin, a theih hram chuan a ngai tih nawn awih lohvin han thawh khawm chhin teh ang u.

SMS Jokes…….Ka hawng e…. :lol: :lol:

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  1. 1001
    sillyBoy Says:

    Hu huuuuu

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  2. 1002
    badboy Says:

    e khai a, 2nd hluah :lol:

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  3. 1003
    Maisek Says:

    bmw 1000 na i tan reserved ani e, CONGRATS!

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  4. 1004
    sillyBoy Says:

    A va fair lo ve awwww! :D Mahse, bmw chu hotunu a nia ka lawmpui e. 1000 ni tura ka sum leh pai, tha leh zung ka lo sen tawh chu a thlawn ta. :D :D ‘A thlawn mai maw’ tih hla ka’n sa mai mai teh ang..

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  5. 1005
    PimPom Says:

    @sillyBoy: :l0l: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

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  6. 1006
    ninja Says:

    Maisek, na ka va ti deuh ve! #999 khi edit la ‘ninja hmingin’ ti rawh grrrrr:twisted:

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  7. 1007
    ninja Says:

    maisek, grrrrrrr :twisted:

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  8. 1008
    ninja Says:

    maisek, khawi khua nge i pa hming? :lol:

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  9. 1009
    R.Lalropuia Says:

    1001st :lol:

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  10. 1010
    R.Lalropuia Says:

    In va han rang hlawm em2 ve,ka 1st emaw ka tia :evil:

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  11. 1011
    Maisek Says:

    Ninja, sorry lutuk, 999 na i hauh tih ka lo hre lova, mahse, a hun lai khan i awm miau lova! :oops:

    Khi ninja hmingin ka tih tawh khi! :lol:

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  12. 1012
    sillyBoy Says:

    1000 a thleng ta bawk a, ka khar tawh mai dawn e.

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  13. 1013
    hramtea_pa Says:

    @bmw: a very cheap trick….however, laudable!

    Khar toh mah ula ka la rawn PHEN leh hrim hrim ang. :-) 2000 kan target leh ang chu mawle!

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  14. 1014
    hramtea_pa Says:

    Thrian dun pahnih hi Bangkok ah an zin ve a, an rin loh takin bazar an vah velna ah Gay Bar an lut hlawl mai a, hre miah lovin beer an in dun a. Nakinah chuan pakhat chu a vawih ta a..”phuuuuuus” a rawn ti a, midang lo awm ve chuan engteh ualah an lo ngai lova. Pakhat zawk a rawn vawih ve ta…”piiiiiiit” a rawn ti chiah mai chu a lo awm ho chuan “Yahooo, virgin” an ti a an um nghal luih luih!

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  15. 1015
    ninja Says:

    maisek, lung a dam ta deuh e :smile:

    Trafic police: Hei.. nang kha lo back leh teh. License i nei em?
    Kawnga: A back pawh thiam hawt loin engtin nge license ka neih ang!

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  16. 1016
    bawmrang Says:

    Saaala, bmw chu ka hna thawh hlanin in lo 1000 tir vel a ni maw.ka va’n thin rim ve!!!!!!!
    1111 tal kan lo chang ve leh teng.

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  17. 1017
    ninja Says:

    Trafic police: Nang kha ding rawh, nga ti nge helmet i khum loh?!
    Maisek: Khum tawk awm leu! (Drunnnns…..!) lu pawh a ni satliah lo ang,thlunglu a niang ! NOI

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  18. 1018
    Maisek Says:

    ninja, lu a len chuan, thluak a tam, thluak a tam chuan fing tihna!

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  19. 1019
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    @bawmrang, keipawh ka hnathawh hlan a ni ve tho…sillyboy leh ka boss hi an in chhung a niang…1000 thlen dawn velah tihtur min rawn pe trawk!!

    @maisek, min van hmusit nuih ve a. :-)

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  20. 1020
    funny Says:

    eh!!! admin ho kha lo inrawlh teh u Pi BMW hi a phakar anih ka ring tlat. nge admin te lamah political certificate alo submit ru zawk niang aw.. :lol:

    ngawi renga lo 1000th ka tum tehreng nen. :P

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  21. 1021
    lushai_er Says:

    Kan va inring hman lo chai chai ve!!! Zanlamah kan trang a, chhunlamah in lo trang leh si!

    @Kawnga: khar tawh rawh le…

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  22. 1022
    Maisek Says:

    @Bmw, hmusit lo, 1000 na chu lak ka tum lo hrim hrim. i tana reserve hi ka lawmpui tak tak che, i hauh nasa bawk a!

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  23. 1023
    funny Says:

    Hetianga kan tih zel chuan kum tawp dawnah chuan ka
    Sweet Sixteen(th) hman em ang chu maw. 10000th binary a 16th tihna. :lol:

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  24. 1024
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    @maisek, awi..ka lo chhiar lo reng reng…an lo reserve tak tak a nih saw!!!!! yahooooo. Va nuam em! silly boy khan a 1000 a maw ka lo tia….sillyboy voodoo doll ka lo siam hman tawh a sin :-)

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  25. 1025
    VaiVa Says:

    @funny: 2000-na hauh tawh mai rawh! sillyBoy chu a 1st a ni lawm ni? :D

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  26. 1026
    funny Says:

    badboy an 995 leh 996 a a comment khi a OT lutuka admin ho khan han delete daih teh u. hahaha

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  27. 1027
    funny Says:

    Kan kawmthlang putar kha a hnangtah laiin tuibur a inchhawp thina, vawikhat chu a tute ho khan a rukin dettol in anlo thlak saka, tuibur emaw tiin en mang hleilovin an hmuam pawk mai chu a thinrim teh e.

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  28. 1028
    lushai_er Says:

    Bangkok lam sawi takah chuan an kalna (Patpong Night Club) kha a Pu, Tar zet tawh kha a hrilh ve malh malh a.”…Chuan ka pu an nula ho chu i *** ve atan ka awt khawp maia” a ti a. Putar chuan ” Umm Tea hian min hmangaih ber, ka ro ka khawm tir ang! a ti e an tih chu!!!

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  29. 1029
    meester Says:

    Q : When a girl wear mini skirt, how does it looks?
    A : It’s sexy
    Q : And how does it looks when a boy wore it?
    A : A Church bell :-)

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  30. 1030
    meester Says:

    BREAKING NEWS :
    Tukin dar 7 pelh hret khan Pi Lalrinkimi W/o Pu Sangliana chu a pasal zin hlanin, an nufa a tui taka an mut laiin mi tu tih hriatloh 5 te’n a mumangah an nuih..

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  31. 1031
    meester Says:

    CM Pu Hawla chuan vawiin khan Public Toilet a hawng. A hawn nan tlem a e :-)

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  32. 1032
    meester Says:

    Sachin Tendulkar made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its not a very big record. King Solomon made 1000 sons from just 2 BALLS. That’s PERFORMANCE.

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  33. 1033
    meester Says:

    Kumin World Cup khello tur langsar zualte : Sonia Gandhi, Lal Thanhawla, Ngurthangvela, blackmagicwoman…..

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  34. 1034
    meester Says:

    Tunah zan ni rih mah se, nakin ah zing a lo la thleng ang….

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  35. 1035
    meester Says:

    Tlangval : Nangmah star deuh tu ka hria asin..
    Nula : Tunge??
    Tlangval : Aaaaa ka insawi zak :-)

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  36. 1036
    T_taichiata Says:

    in over hlom e……

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  37. 1037
    bawmrang Says:

    hritlan laiin thiante nen Mr Big hla “just take my heart” kan sa a.

    a hla tran a “hmm..hmmm…hmm..hmmmm..”ka tih rual a hnap an puar chhuak pup mai chu.zai zawm chi hi a ni tawh lo reng reng.kan vai hian kan nui vial tawp tawp mai maw le.

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  38. 1038
    waitowai Says:

    Sikul naupang pakhat leave letter ziah dan :

    My dear sir Kawnga,

    Sub : chhuti dilna

    Sir,

    I am on the leave, for tomorrow, because of my grandfather dying birthday. We will be planting a stone on him. And you are welcome 2. Please give me holiday and I am happy.

    Your student-lovely,
    Kawngi.

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  39. 1039
    waitowai Says:

    A sardarji went for interview.
    Q : Tell me the opposite words –
    1. Cool
    A. Hot
    2. Girl
    A. Boy
    3. India
    A. Pakistan
    4. Good keep it up
    A. Bad put it down
    5. Stop it
    A. Start that
    6. Idiot get out
    A. Clever come in
    7. Oh my god
    A. Oh your devil
    8. I rejected you
    A. You appointed me!!!

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  40. 1040
    waitowai Says:

    New way of writing answers in exams :
    If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    And write below
    SCRATCH HERE FOR THE ANSWER!!!

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  41. 1041
    waitowai Says:

    Husband and wife fighting for custody of a child.
    Wife : I gave birth to him, so he’s mine.
    Husband : If i put card in ATM and money comes out, who’s money is it?? Mine or ATM’s??!!!

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  42. 1042
    waitowai Says:

    A very absent minded professor put his hands inside his trouser pocket and was in deep thoughts. After a while he said to himself ‘BANANA!! Where did I get this banana!!!”

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  43. 1043
    waitowai Says:

    85 year old dying virgin wanted her grave to read “Born virgin, Lived virgin, and died virgin”. The sculptor shortened it to… ‘PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED’!!!!

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  44. 1044
    waitowai Says:

    Newton’s 4th law : No matter how much you press, shake, rotate, slap, pull, squeeze, the last drop of urine will always fall on your underwear!!!

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  45. 1045
    waitowai Says:

    Millions of people write love letters, but everyone sends their first love letter to me always. Just imagine how pretty i am. – Dustbin!!!

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  46. 1046
    waitowai Says:

    Why is love marriage better than arranged marriage??… “ a known devil is better then an unknown ghost”!!!

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  47. 1047
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    Your student-lovely,
    Kawngi

    lol! He post chu a RIP tawh dawn a maw tih nak a laiin Waitowai a rawn che leh e :-)

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  48. 1048
    ninja Says:

    Waitowai #1044, ka awih thlawt lo :lol: Last!!!

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  49. 1049
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    #1046 khi ka duh auh auh lutuk :lol:

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  50. 1050
    pibuhdeng Says:

    ehee a va lo nasa tawh ve.. he post hi ka duh ber mai ni! dam reng roh se! next generation thleng o. Pu funny a tu leh faten rawn chhunzawm zel roh se.

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