Tun lai hian SMS pack unlimited offer man tlawm te tein a awm ta a. Tun hma lama SMS thawn ui trung thin te pawhin an thawn deuh reng tawh mai. Buai deuh chang phei chuan SMS Jokes pawh ninawm khawpa dawn chang a awm. Misual ho hian SMS kan dawn thin atangin Jokes eng zat nge kan thawhkhawm theih ang le?
Comment 1-ah Joke pakhat zelin, a theih hram chuan a ngai tih nawn awih lohvin han thawh khawm chhin teh ang u.
SMS Jokes…….Ka hawng e….
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Hu huuuuu
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
e khai a, 2nd hluah
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
bmw 1000 na i tan reserved ani e, CONGRATS!
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
A va fair lo ve awwww!
Mahse, bmw chu hotunu a nia ka lawmpui e. 1000 ni tura ka sum leh pai, tha leh zung ka lo sen tawh chu a thlawn ta.
‘A thlawn mai maw’ tih hla ka’n sa mai mai teh ang..
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
@sillyBoy: :l0l:


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April 5th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Maisek, na ka va ti deuh ve! #999 khi edit la ‘ninja hmingin’ ti rawh grrrrr:twisted:
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
maisek, grrrrrrr
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
maisek, khawi khua nge i pa hming?
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April 5th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
1001st
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April 5th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
In va han rang hlawm em2 ve,ka 1st emaw ka tia
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April 5th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Ninja, sorry lutuk, 999 na i hauh tih ka lo hre lova, mahse, a hun lai khan i awm miau lova!
Khi ninja hmingin ka tih tawh khi!
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April 5th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
1000 a thleng ta bawk a, ka khar tawh mai dawn e.
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April 5th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
@bmw: a very cheap trick….however, laudable!
Khar toh mah ula ka la rawn PHEN leh hrim hrim ang.
2000 kan target leh ang chu mawle!
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April 5th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Thrian dun pahnih hi Bangkok ah an zin ve a, an rin loh takin bazar an vah velna ah Gay Bar an lut hlawl mai a, hre miah lovin beer an in dun a. Nakinah chuan pakhat chu a vawih ta a..”phuuuuuus” a rawn ti a, midang lo awm ve chuan engteh ualah an lo ngai lova. Pakhat zawk a rawn vawih ve ta…”piiiiiiit” a rawn ti chiah mai chu a lo awm ho chuan “Yahooo, virgin” an ti a an um nghal luih luih!
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April 5th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
maisek, lung a dam ta deuh e
Trafic police: Hei.. nang kha lo back leh teh. License i nei em?
Kawnga: A back pawh thiam hawt loin engtin nge license ka neih ang!
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April 5th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Saaala, bmw chu ka hna thawh hlanin in lo 1000 tir vel a ni maw.ka va’n thin rim ve!!!!!!!
1111 tal kan lo chang ve leh teng.
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April 5th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Trafic police: Nang kha ding rawh, nga ti nge helmet i khum loh?!
Maisek: Khum tawk awm leu! (Drunnnns…..!) lu pawh a ni satliah lo ang,thlunglu a niang ! NOI
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April 5th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
ninja, lu a len chuan, thluak a tam, thluak a tam chuan fing tihna!
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
@bawmrang, keipawh ka hnathawh hlan a ni ve tho…sillyboy leh ka boss hi an in chhung a niang…1000 thlen dawn velah tihtur min rawn pe trawk!!
@maisek, min van hmusit nuih ve a.
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
eh!!! admin ho kha lo inrawlh teh u Pi BMW hi a phakar anih ka ring tlat. nge admin te lamah political certificate alo submit ru zawk niang aw..
ngawi renga lo 1000th ka tum tehreng nen.
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Kan va inring hman lo chai chai ve!!! Zanlamah kan trang a, chhunlamah in lo trang leh si!
@Kawnga: khar tawh rawh le…
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
@Bmw, hmusit lo, 1000 na chu lak ka tum lo hrim hrim. i tana reserve hi ka lawmpui tak tak che, i hauh nasa bawk a!
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Hetianga kan tih zel chuan kum tawp dawnah chuan ka
Sweet Sixteen(th) hman em ang chu maw. 10000th binary a 16th tihna.
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
@maisek, awi..ka lo chhiar lo reng reng…an lo reserve tak tak a nih saw!!!!! yahooooo. Va nuam em! silly boy khan a 1000 a maw ka lo tia….sillyboy voodoo doll ka lo siam hman tawh a sin
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
@funny: 2000-na hauh tawh mai rawh! sillyBoy chu a 1st a ni lawm ni?
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
badboy an 995 leh 996 a a comment khi a OT lutuka admin ho khan han delete daih teh u. hahaha
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Kan kawmthlang putar kha a hnangtah laiin tuibur a inchhawp thina, vawikhat chu a tute ho khan a rukin dettol in anlo thlak saka, tuibur emaw tiin en mang hleilovin an hmuam pawk mai chu a thinrim teh e.
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April 5th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Bangkok lam sawi takah chuan an kalna (Patpong Night Club) kha a Pu, Tar zet tawh kha a hrilh ve malh malh a.”…Chuan ka pu an nula ho chu i *** ve atan ka awt khawp maia” a ti a. Putar chuan ” Umm Tea hian min hmangaih ber, ka ro ka khawm tir ang! a ti e an tih chu!!!
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Q : When a girl wear mini skirt, how does it looks?
A : It’s sexy
Q : And how does it looks when a boy wore it?
A : A Church bell
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
BREAKING NEWS :
Tukin dar 7 pelh hret khan Pi Lalrinkimi W/o Pu Sangliana chu a pasal zin hlanin, an nufa a tui taka an mut laiin mi tu tih hriatloh 5 te’n a mumangah an nuih..
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
CM Pu Hawla chuan vawiin khan Public Toilet a hawng. A hawn nan tlem a e
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Sachin Tendulkar made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its not a very big record. King Solomon made 1000 sons from just 2 BALLS. That’s PERFORMANCE.
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Kumin World Cup khello tur langsar zualte : Sonia Gandhi, Lal Thanhawla, Ngurthangvela, blackmagicwoman…..
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April 5th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Tunah zan ni rih mah se, nakin ah zing a lo la thleng ang….
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April 5th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Tlangval : Nangmah star deuh tu ka hria asin..
Nula : Tunge??
Tlangval : Aaaaa ka insawi zak
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April 6th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
in over hlom e……
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April 6th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
hritlan laiin thiante nen Mr Big hla “just take my heart” kan sa a.
a hla tran a “hmm..hmmm…hmm..hmmmm..”ka tih rual a hnap an puar chhuak pup mai chu.zai zawm chi hi a ni tawh lo reng reng.kan vai hian kan nui vial tawp tawp mai maw le.
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Sikul naupang pakhat leave letter ziah dan :
My dear sir Kawnga,
Sub : chhuti dilna
Sir,
I am on the leave, for tomorrow, because of my grandfather dying birthday. We will be planting a stone on him. And you are welcome 2. Please give me holiday and I am happy.
Your student-lovely,
Kawngi.
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
A sardarji went for interview.
Q : Tell me the opposite words –
1. Cool
A. Hot
2. Girl
A. Boy
3. India
A. Pakistan
4. Good keep it up
A. Bad put it down
5. Stop it
A. Start that
6. Idiot get out
A. Clever come in
7. Oh my god
A. Oh your devil
8. I rejected you
A. You appointed me!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
New way of writing answers in exams :
If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this
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And write below
SCRATCH HERE FOR THE ANSWER!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Husband and wife fighting for custody of a child.
Wife : I gave birth to him, so he’s mine.
Husband : If i put card in ATM and money comes out, who’s money is it?? Mine or ATM’s??!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
A very absent minded professor put his hands inside his trouser pocket and was in deep thoughts. After a while he said to himself ‘BANANA!! Where did I get this banana!!!”
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
85 year old dying virgin wanted her grave to read “Born virgin, Lived virgin, and died virgin”. The sculptor shortened it to… ‘PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED’!!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Newton’s 4th law : No matter how much you press, shake, rotate, slap, pull, squeeze, the last drop of urine will always fall on your underwear!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Millions of people write love letters, but everyone sends their first love letter to me always. Just imagine how pretty i am. – Dustbin!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Why is love marriage better than arranged marriage??… “ a known devil is better then an unknown ghost”!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Your student-lovely,
Kawngi
lol! He post chu a RIP tawh dawn a maw tih nak a laiin Waitowai a rawn che leh e
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April 7th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Waitowai #1044, ka awih thlawt lo
Last!!!
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April 7th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
#1046 khi ka duh auh auh lutuk
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April 7th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
ehee a va lo nasa tawh ve.. he post hi ka duh ber mai ni! dam reng roh se! next generation thleng o. Pu funny a tu leh faten rawn chhunzawm zel roh se.
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