Words of Wisdom

May 18th, 2008 8:10 pm by kanidar

Love thy neighbor…
But don’t get caught!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman…
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man should marry…
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise men never marry…
And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.

Children in backseats cause accidents…
Accidents in backseats cause children!

“Hard work never killed anybody…”
But why take the risk!

“Work fascinates me!”
I can look at it for hours!!

God made relatives…
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know…
The more you know, the more you forget!
The more you forget, the less you know…
So… why learn?!

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3 Responses to “Words of Wisdom”

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    benjamin Says:

    “Love thy neighbor…
    But don’t get caught!”

    – From Murphy’s Laws of Sex
    http://roso.epfl.ch/dm/murphy.html

    “God made relatives…
    Thank God we can choose our friends.”

    – one of my fav quotes. written in diary. I first saw it from fortune
    http://linux.die.net/man/6/fortune

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    ‘never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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    dahminglem Says:

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